I claim this page. Bow before me!

*attempts to overthrow*

WOOF

and another catch of draakjackets, tuskfish and other types.

this catch will be put outside to freeze for half an hour and the resulting huge block of ice will be shipped to IRAN to cool their hot heads

harpo

bow wow WOOF

and another tuskfish which will be added to the iran shipment of draakjackets as a freebee

harpo

Awesome. Who would have ever thunk tesb would be backing me up. Alright, we must destroy the heathens now. Undying is an obvious one, but I think harpo is manageable as is.

Praised be the glory of the Draak!

Okay, you are my newest bestest internet buddy. Rock on!

Oh, and eating curb till he poops teeth will do.

salute is not enough for the lord of this page!

then die you must, like any heathen who is not bowing to the master!

your disembowelment  will be a sign to other unbelievers and heretics!

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page

if you will not die then you shall suffer through eternity

you will weep when remembering the day you did not bow!

you will cry aloud: draakjacht have mercy, i will bow!

but no one will listen, for the lord of this page shall have no mercy and neither shall i

let this be a warning to all heathens and heretics who defy the master, bow or you will face the consequences of eternal punishment.

-Exiled Possum, Servant of Draakjacht who is the Lord of the Page

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