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Oh sorry, you over bid...

wow, what a LOT of ratfish, draakjackets & even a stuntfish, I see the burger factory will have to get MORE EGGS both for the ratfish burgers AND the beer battered draakjackets

and the ratfish burgers are going to be SPECIALS
bun top
tomato
pineapple slice
tartare sauce
egg
ratfish fillet(beer battered with EGG binder)
egg
beetroot slice
ham
lettuce
bun bottom

note that the ratfish is completely surrounded by EGG so is safe to eat

and for the draakjackets just a simple beer batter with egg binder, and a side of fried chips or salad

harpo

A salad with the draakjackets? Dude, why don't you clip off my balls and dress me in a bonnet?

even then, you can't live off of just rabbits. Nice once in a while, but that's all.

Yeah, I'm a meaty fish that must go with something that would normally be paired with red meat.

When you die, there'll be five pounds of me found jammed in your ass.

Edi: I just saw how that might go wrong, so let's not dwell on it.

two more ratfish and two draakjackets AND a calamari.

two more ratfish burgers with EXTRA EGGS, and the beer battered draakjackets get deep fried  with options of salad OR chips, while tha calamari also get the beer batter and a quick frying

so you say you are a carnivore or just a SHIT eater american?

draakjackets are a vegitarian fish out here which is why the salad offering, but most prefer the chips.

harpo

If the draakjackets are in any way related to my local species, they can't be vegetarians. They don't stink.

And I love how everyone jumps on the 'shit eating american' thing. I've been to a few countries myself, and found that many countries eat equally crappy diets. No argument that we have our issues, but the rest of the world isn't somehow perfect by comparison.

and where did you go mister

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walking thesaurus

WE FOUND A WITCH!!!

May we burn her?

-Twilight Storm

get a duck and a scale.

You're making a Family Guy reference. I'm making a Monty Python reference. If you clarified the origin of the witch earlier, I could have been on the same page.

And where around here is a girl? This is the internet.