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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #12201 Top

and another new set of ponds for the fishies to breed.

harpo

 

Reply #12202 Top

here fishie fishie fishie fishie

Reply #12204 Top

yes we love to be distasteful and fool around

Reply #12205 Top

Quoting Fuzzy, reply 22
Akin to Scrödinger's cat, unless I look in this thread again, mine is the last post as no other can be proven to exist.

 

good point..... oh wait, is that from my point of view or yours  :maybe:

Reply #12206 Top

Wow, talking about digging up old, dead cats...

That philosophy relies on the idea that perception is reality. Much like laughter being the best medicine, it tends not to hold up in the case of gonorrhea.

Reply #12207 Top

I'm just playing the game.... even if it is an old game.

Reply #12208 Top

Is not perception reality? Or are we all nothing more than figments of someone (God's?) else is imagination?

Reply #12209 Top

well then let me perceive you as a hairy ape ....thus reality

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #12210 Top

I think everyone tends to filter real things in their own way, thus the ability to form opinions. As far as being another's dream/imagination, how the hell would we ever know?

Still, some things remain constant, such as the tendency to poop yourself when a bunch of SEALs break into your place.

Too soon?

Reply #12211 Top

no, not too soon

seals are mean

Reply #12213 Top

It was Easter Sunday wasn't it.

Reply #12214 Top

No, one week later. Not sure what this refers to, but it's still funny that they'll put you down on a day of resurrection. Then again... I guess no one knew what day he actually resurrected. Don't matter, FEAR teaches us that bullets hurt ghosts too.

Reply #12215 Top

A point. Meh, never could get all the holiday dates straight.

Reply #12216 Top

That's okay, I had to look up Easter, but I was sure it was April, not May. Much like me, you probably don't keep track of what you don't celebrate.

Reply #12217 Top

Basically. I barely remember my own birth date. Don't even ask for my wife's. :P

Reply #12218 Top

Unless someone tells it to you, you really can't remember your own birthdate. For all you know, your mom lied to you all those years!

Oh, and again, you don't remember what you don't celebrate.

Reply #12219 Top

Birth Certificates help with that. And yes I have viewed my official one. Out of curiosity of course.

Reply #12220 Top

The doctors are in on it too, man!

Reply #12221 Top

Figures. They didn't even do the birthing right. I was a Frank breech (ass first) and should have done a Cesarean.

Reply #12222 Top

Although it's becoming more common, it really should be a last resort and even Frank breeches can be done naturally if the doctor is careful about sights of potential fatality.

Reply #12223 Top

True, it does make for some great comebacks.

"Do you do everything backwards?!"

"Yes, since birth."

:rofl:

Reply #12225 Top

Bad joke, time to end the page.