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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #11301 Top

***whisper***

whisky squire to FOB...do you copy....

Loud and clear whisky squire...what is your status...how copy...

whisky squire...copy loud and clear...I have spotted a new threat...there are a couple of ears protruding from the hill top...how you advise to proceed?...copy FOB...

FOB to whisky squire...engage at will...how copy?

Whisky Squire...engaging...

 ***thump***

"Headshot"

Whisky squire to FOB....target down!

Reply #11302 Top

Quoting harpo99999, reply 11299
bison, fire all weapons

harpo

 
End of harpo99999's quote

*****Static Burst*****

Confirmed receipt of order.

Targeting AOE, Dammit.

They got my sniper. Realigning target.

Package riding the beam....

****Transmission Ended*****

****Static Burst****

Reply #11303 Top

***static***

Damage report!...tango bravo...report in!...anybody...?????

...this is Whisky squire..they are all dead...thousands of them...all dead...

Whisky squire, what is your location...

...they are targeting civilians...

 ...NOOOO!!!!...those sons of a space pony!!!! kill the wabbits! repeat...kill the wabbits!

 

 

Reply #11304 Top

Reply #11305 Top

Space Pony1: "Nice day for a bit of rain don't you think? Wat Wat."

Space Pony2: ""By jove I do so enjoy the rain."

Space Pony3: "Pity these poor chaps can't hack it."

Space Pony1: "Pity. Well onward and upward."

Reply #11306 Top

****Static Burst****

Cmdr. Moppy To All Forces.

Move in and take down any stragglers.

Secure Area.

Main Forces will arrive in drop ships for next phase of invasion.

Find and exterminate with extreme prejudice S. Pony Leader. E. Fudd.

****Transmission Ended****

****Static Burst****

Reply #11307 Top

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11308 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 11307






-Exiled Possum
End of tesb's quote

<static>Squire-One to FOB...do you copy..

Go ahead Squire-One...Possum spotted...coordinates...Impulse-Thread 11307...awaiting orders..

<static> send in the immigrants...(expendable force)...then engage with recon force-squirel (for news photo-op)...over.

<static> squire-one...roger...deploying...

 <static> recon force---all clear and kicking ass!

Quote> "I want to say hi to my girfriend, tell her I'm fine and kicking possum ass...love you...say hi to MOM...bye"

 

 

 

Reply #11309 Top

and another possum spy found and gutted, and there are eight controls that I listed in my last post as the first few that I could think of, without adding control of money, fuel, air,water food, education,entertainment, exercise and irritation(btw that is another eight different types of control again, so that is sixteen controls listed in my last two posts.

harpo

 

Reply #11310 Top

I hope my little dramatic rendition didn't help start this string of misery.

Reply #11311 Top

As the Possum numbers dwindle....a divine entity surface with blinding fury...

harpos' be warned...penitance  upon thee...or the wrath of SEVEN will bring control on to the world!

 

 

Reply #11312 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 11310
I hope my little dramatic rendition didn't help start this string of misery.
End of Draakjacht's quote

You are guilty..you and all who prescribe to Harpo's heretic possum hypocrisy...you hunt possum yet you don't offer them to control-SEVEN?...such insolence will not be tolerated...

 

Reply #11313 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11314 Top

@ Draakjacht Lord of Creation - Well lookie here. Another one attempts to be divine and challenge our balance of power. Typical. Last time that happened the space ponies got out. Hopefully this one will be squashed before something stupid happens like that again.

-Ryat Lord of Destruction

Space Ponie1: "I say, now we got bunnies coming into the game."

Space Ponie2: "Poor buggers."

Space Ponie3: "I don't know about you gentlemen but I tire of this game."

Space Ponie1: "I as well. Let's leave."

Space Ponie2: "Cheerio then."

Reply #11315 Top

Stop!

 

 

Possum Time! 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11316 Top

Reply #11317 Top

Okay, we've gone from possums and ponies to MC Hammer. This is over. Done. Fini. I can not allow the madness to continue. If I see one more pair of parachute pants, I'll have to kill someone.

Reply #11318 Top

Reply #11320 Top

That's just sad.

Reply #11321 Top

This is how I feel about this place sometimes.

Reply #11322 Top

Then why do you still post?

You must be hooked as well.

Reply #11324 Top

ROFL

now that was funny

Reply #11325 Top
That was just. Fucking funny as hell, my wife's best friend lives there.