Oh Well

moving on

'Cause you like the pre-moistened choncha?

You know, I've got some gay friends that would be extremely upset with the insinuation that I'm one of them...  I'm not nearly as well kept or neat as they are.  You should be ashamed of yourself for bringing down a whole group of people by including me with them.  Shame on you.

That reminds me.  Earlier this summer I had a barbecue and I invited a bunch of people over.  Of course, one of my gay friends shows up early, but I had to leave and get the propane tank filled.  (I was running late.) This guy is corn fed mid western raised, and definitely not shy about telling you he's gay, but unless you were told he was gay, or you caught him in the act of getting head from another guy, you'd never know it.  So he says he'll come along because he wants to talk to me about something and I keep saying no thanks, I'd rather he not go with me.  It started a whole thing about me being a homophobe even though I love hanging out with lesbians because we always check out the girls and tell them what we'd do to them as they walk by and it's a hell of a lot of fun.  After insult after insult and me just rolling my eyes at all of them, someone finally asked me why I didn't want him to go...  I just pointed to the sign.

Of course after I pointed to the sign, someone said we need a rimshot (buh-duh-chaaaaaaaa) and my buddy put his arm around me with a big smile on his face, starting off a whole new round of insults and jokes.

1) Yeah, Ryat's mom is like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. A little lube never hurts.

2) Wow, that was gay.

3) Ryat, I had a choice of picking on your mom or your wife. I figured the mom joke would be more appropriate because they're just so common and she's less likely to accidentally read it over your shoulder.

3) good point

4) this point got lost. Tom Tom told him to turn left into a cow field. Its ok though, he found his way back to civilization.

and now for something completely different

good night

sleep tight 

-Exiled Possum

I can not allow you to pass.

i don't need you allowance

-Exiled Possum

and you all have done verry well entertaining me my fishies, but you are now going to feed the cyats.

harpo

Do you always throw out things you love?

-Exiled Possum

Evil...has won!

and your point is.......

You know, some guys take girls to the beach, concerts, farmers' markets. Ugly Polish military intelligence offices, not so much.

heheh

okay, I see

I think

Funny bringing up the farmer's market in that mix. Not something I would think of off the top of my head. Then again, I did meet a chick at one. Darndest thing.

farm girls tend to grow like pigs if they get older

-Exiled Possum

she isn't a farm girl. See previous image of indian chick.

btw, IF they get older? As in they look hot as long as they do something to get themselves bumped off early in life?

Like taunting a Muslim?

Yeah, you can tell we're trying to close this damned thread. It would be more likely if my friend was here. She's on facebook, high on pot, and ranting about the army. I'm sure she's violated something national security.

Well, thread or no thread, I would seriously hesitant to taunt a Muslim.

I would think one would hesitate to taunt a lot of people. If I were Muslim, I would be against the mosque at ground zero just to be less likely to attract lynch mobs or arsonists.

but you are at ground zero, ie the centre of the problem/target you will still die

harpo