actually, a group of vikings did put their ships on wheels when attacking Constantinople, effectively scaring protection money from them. So, yes they will.

And my bro's idea is that although the pirates might take orders from you, not all necessarily respect the current trickle down. And some are just outright lunatics. I think having someone respectful of the RP process, but his character being a loose cannon doesn't hurt things much.

sounds reasonable, I like the idea

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, his character may have no respect for you, but I can guarantee beyond the shadow of a doubt that he'll handle everything in a Carbon friendly way. I'll double check to make sure he's up on the PM rules and all.

LOL, glad to see he is Eco friendly.

I would worry more about keeping RFT happy...he is the watchdog. HAHAHAHA....

Screw him, you're the GM. Besides, my bro has to break the rules before anyone can freak out.

Hey, I'm just trying to keep you happy Carbon.  We are all 18% Carbon after all.  So if you're not happy, we're all in trouble.

I didn't really give a shit about that thing that happened, I was voicing other people's concerns along with a few questions of my own, when I got disrespected twice, then I had a problem with it, and since I love conflict.... Yeah....  Most fun I've ever had on these forums.

Well, you won't get any with my brother for a few reasons, so sorry.

:karma:  

Yeah, we have all these f-ed up smileys, and no pirate...WTF???

-Twilight Storm

looks like a pirate to me

-Exiled Possum

The smile of a particular type of pirate...

The frown of his victims...

well, I guess it will be my pirate lord duties to teach him respect

*ready's laser gun*

pewpewpewpewpewpewpew

i think that is the only victim pirates are going to get.  and only on the edge of a cliff, you know why.

-Exiled Possum

trust me, you'll either absolutely love or totally hate his response to that.

Here's your pirate smileys....

And while we're on the topic of smiling pirates....

I would wreck that parrot. I mean, cause it gets in the way. Not because I like the feeling of feathers brushing against my crotch. Purely coincidental.

okay, I didn't even notice the parrot until you mentioned in Draak

heh.  I got sent a picture on my phone...  A hot chick on a bed...  The message attached to it said that if you didn't see the black dude sitting next to her, pass it on to your homies.  I looked again and sure enough, there was a guy next to her.  He blended in with the back ground pretty good though.  Not like that parrot up there.

the saber is much more worrisome.

-Exiled Possum

So she gets kinky. What of it?

could do without the boots though, I'm more of a stockings man

Dude, she could totally cut off your junk.

You obviously lack appreciation of the female form in such robust footwear.

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath." | The cake is a lie.

That's the sport, my good man. She may have a predilection towards removing my junk, but I get to wrestle her down during the attempt while ravaging her taut body.

Agree with Draak, there is something about wrestling a woman to the ground and then taking her (playfully of course, not rape)

Well, I'm not talking rape, but she does have a sword, so it's not going to be totally amiable. Even still, if she's yelling "Yes!" by the end of it, I've done my part.

How would you interpret her yelling "No! Don't! Stop!"

Some could interpret that as a yes.