Are people REALLY this insane?

So I've been delving lately into the massive rabbit-hole that is Encyclopedia Dramatica (I am unsure at the moment if I should praise or shoot the person responsible for the introduction) and I am aware that the site is a parody, but I really just have to ask the question...

 

 

Are people really, REALLY that insane?  Seriously?

 

Vampire people, furries, full quiver christians... PEDOBEAR??

 

You know we all have our bad moments when we feel we've fallen into the darkest pits of madness.  It comes with loss, with unexpected hardship, and sometimes just because life isn't what you thought it was.

But I have to say... what madness I think I have felt in my life shrivels and dies in humiliation in comparison to the batshit insanity of some of the people depicted here.

 

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?

 

168,902 views 52 replies
Reply #1 Top


I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?

 

You should not ask this question. VERY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! And all because someone will either be dumb enough or not really think of it as insane to tell you.

Reply #2 Top

 

except... the problem is twice as bad as you think.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

Reply #3 Top

Quoting Whiskey144, reply 1

quoting post

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?

 


You should not ask this question. VERY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! And all because someone will either be dumb enough or not really think of it as insane to tell you.

 

 

DO NOT WANT

Reply #4 Top

8O

 

:fox:

Reply #5 Top

As a discordian, I fully embrace this message and answer the question with a hearthy TWO!

Reply #6 Top

wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?
You do not want to know. If you are amazed by something like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" then you seem to be a very innocent person. You should stop reading this thread immediately, before someone goes ahead and puts the idea in your head to research ******; * *****, * ***; ******* and ************.*** ;P

Reply #7 Top

I found the Encyclopedia Dramatica quite handy, it often has articles in it that Whikipedia doesn't so I sometimes use it instead.

Reply #8 Top

Quoting RowSkin, reply 7
I found the Encyclopedia Dramatica quite handy, it often has articles in it that Whikipedia doesn't so I sometimes use it instead.
Yeah. For example, it's the only wiki that has a good article on jews. All the others just doesn't feel as truthful.

Reply #10 Top

So I've been delving lately into the massive rabbit-hole that is Encyclopedia Dramatica (...

Are people really, REALLY that insane?  Seriously?

Vampire people, furries, full quiver christians... PEDOBEAR??

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?

Real Life for most people is usually boring, depressing or frustrating which is why games have become a larger money generator than movies.  Gamers such as myself will play games to provide intellectual challenge while escaping the average boring life.  Sure I have a great loving wife, a dream career, sweet home, good health & shape, enjoy racquetball, fishing vacations.... RPG and TBS games provide an intellectual challenge which is amazing.

Anyways other people choose these crazy lifestyles... because they want to be different, or seek attention, or searching for purpose, or climbing a pedastal to look down on others.  A few actually cross the crazy barrier when they believe they've become a vampire or they've become a god... etc., etc., .  I knew one lady where she and her husband were financially secure for life.... but she returned to working because they didn't know how to spend their time!  :omg:    Seriously if I was financially secure for life and lived to be 250 years old  I could easily keep myself busy with learning, traveling, growing my family, inventing, and still play a few PC games. 

Reply #11 Top

Quoting NTJedi, reply 10

quoting post So I've been delving lately into the massive rabbit-hole that is Encyclopedia Dramatica (...

Are people really, REALLY that insane?  Seriously?

Vampire people, furries, full quiver christians... PEDOBEAR??

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?


Real Life for most people is usually boring, depressing or frustrating which is why games have become a larger money generator than movies.  Gamers such as myself will play games to provide intellectual challenge while escaping the average boring life.  Sure I have a great loving wife, a dream career, sweet home, good health & shape, enjoy racquetball, fishing vacations.... RPG and TBS games provide an intellectual challenge which is amazing.

Anyways other people choose these crazy lifestyles... because they want to be different, or seek attention, or searching for purpose, or climbing a pedastal to look down on others.  A few actually cross the crazy barrier when they believe they've become a vampire or they've become a god... etc., etc., .  I knew one lady where she and her husband were financially secure for life.... but she returned to working because they didn't know how to spend their time!     Seriously if I was financially secure for life and lived to be 250 years old  I could easily keep myself busy with learning, traveling, growing my family, inventing, and still play a few PC games. 

 

 

You know that makes a lot of sense.  If I'm not doing something work-related or playing a game, I spend my time outside exploring and generally being danger-prone and reckless (see: stupid).

 

I suppose others have their own ways of coping with the relative monotony of life.  When a hobby becomes an obsession, when the line between reality and fantasy becomes blurred, it makes sense that some would engage in behavior otherwise seen as an oddity.

 

しかし、

 

There are certain seedier elements I've been reading up on, the apparent rampant pedophelia for example, that do not seem reasonable.  This is also coming from a historian who has seen the relative state of medieval and earlier marriages, wherein the age of 18 was seen as old, if unmarried.

 

That and some of the pornography that seems necessary.  Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.

Reply #12 Top

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?

Ask the shadow. Only he knows what darkness lies in the hearts of men (and I bet he's gotten to know what darkness lies in the hearts of women in the intervening years).

That and some of the pornography that seems necessary. Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it? Why? For whom is this fulfilling? Why? I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.

Probably because there are both very messed up people out there, and people who think it's funny horribly grossing out others.

Reply #13 Top

Quoting xthetenth, reply 12

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?
Ask the shadow. Only he knows what darkness lies in the hearts of men (and I bet he's gotten to know what darkness lies in the hearts of women in the intervening years).


That and some of the pornography that seems necessary. Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it? Why? For whom is this fulfilling? Why? I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.
Probably because there are both very messed up people out there, and people who think it's funny horribly grossing out others.

 

True enough, but what does "messed up" even mean?  What is it to be messed up?  How does one become messed up?

 

I'm something of a relativist and I do my best to try to understand other people's points of view.  I don't believe that anyone does something without reason.  There is ALWAYS reason, obscured and unconscious though it may be.

Reply #14 Top

Quoting Rhelamos, reply 11

Quoting NTJedi, reply 10
quoting post So I've been delving lately into the massive rabbit-hole that is Encyclopedia Dramatica (...

Are people really, REALLY that insane?  Seriously?

Vampire people, furries, full quiver christians... PEDOBEAR??

I must wonder... what secrets do the people all around us, people we think we know, hide?


Real Life for most people is usually boring, depressing or frustrating which is why games have become a larger money generator than movies.  Gamers such as myself will play games to provide intellectual challenge while escaping the average boring life.  Sure I have a great loving wife, a dream career, sweet home, good health & shape, enjoy racquetball, fishing vacations.... RPG and TBS games provide an intellectual challenge which is amazing.

Anyways other people choose these crazy lifestyles... because they want to be different, or seek attention, or searching for purpose, or climbing a pedastal to look down on others.  A few actually cross the crazy barrier when they believe they've become a vampire or they've become a god... etc., etc., .  I knew one lady where she and her husband were financially secure for life.... but she returned to working because they didn't know how to spend their time!     Seriously if I was financially secure for life and lived to be 250 years old  I could easily keep myself busy with learning, traveling, growing my family, inventing, and still play a few PC games. 
 

 

You know that makes a lot of sense.  If I'm not doing something work-related or playing a game, I spend my time outside exploring and generally being danger-prone and reckless (see: stupid).

 

I suppose others have their own ways of coping with the relative monotony of life.  When a hobby becomes an obsession, when the line between reality and fantasy becomes blurred, it makes sense that some would engage in behavior otherwise seen as an oddity.

 

しかし、

 

There are certain seedier elements I've been reading up on, the apparent rampant pedophelia for example, that do not seem reasonable.  This is also coming from a historian who has seen the relative state of medieval and earlier marriages, wherein the age of 18 was seen as old, if unmarried.

 

That and some of the pornography that seems necessary.  Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.

why did you climb that mountain? Because it was there.

Why did you go to the moon? Because it was there (and to prove it wasn't made of cheese) :)

 

Why did you do that sex act? Because we could/they paid me to....

 

The list goes on...

Reply #15 Top

Quoting Rhelamos, reply 11
Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.

 

Oh I just saw this while creeping around, I love this kind of a question! Get ready for the answer - its amazing!

 

So I ask this in response... (and seriously get ready for answer)

I ask this: Why do people have unnessesary sex outside of reproduction?

 

BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT

 

I hope you wern't injured by the obviousness and simplicity of the answer. It has destroyed the minds of many stupid people who don't understand that people can be diffrent from them.

Reply #16 Top

The only thing the Internet changed from the past is that now people have an outlet. In the past people who wanted to do this kind of odd stuff couldn't do so in places where they'd be found out, because the community would react badly.

On the net, there's always someone else who enjoys the same thing, and being anonymous shields you from public scorn. It's humanity unchained.

Reply #17 Top

Quoting Aractain, reply 15

Quoting Rhelamos, reply 11Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.
 

Oh I just saw this while creeping around, I love this kind of a question! Get ready for the answer - its amazing!

 

So I ask this in response... (and seriously get ready for answer)

I ask this: Why do people have unnessesary sex outside of reproduction?

 

BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT

 

I hope you wern't injured by the obviousness and simplicity of the answer. It has destroyed the minds of many stupid people who don't understand that people can be diffrent from them.

ROFL

 

oh and btw..... QFT !

Reply #18 Top

Quoting Aractain, reply 15

Quoting Rhelamos, reply 11Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.
 

Oh I just saw this while creeping around, I love this kind of a question! Get ready for the answer - its amazing!

 

So I ask this in response... (and seriously get ready for answer)

I ask this: Why do people have unnessesary sex outside of reproduction?

 

BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT

 

I hope you wern't injured by the obviousness and simplicity of the answer. It has destroyed the minds of many stupid people who don't understand that people can be diffrent from them.

 

That's fair, but doesn't quite hit the centre mark of the question.  How does it come about?  It's not like there are classes where one learns they enjoy intercourse with the eye sockets of a corpse.

 

How does one know they enjoy something without trying it, which begs the question "how did the opportunity to try it come about?"

 

 

Reply #19 Top

Quoting Rhelamos, reply 18

Quoting Aractain, reply 15
Quoting Rhelamos, reply 11Must it really be a rule of the internet that if it exists there must be porn of it?  Why?  For whom is this fulfilling?  Why?  I'm not even saying this in the sense of looking down upon it, I am seriously curious as to how such a thing could be.
 

Oh I just saw this while creeping around, I love this kind of a question! Get ready for the answer - its amazing!

 

So I ask this in response... (and seriously get ready for answer)

I ask this: Why do people have unnessesary sex outside of reproduction?

 

BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT

 

I hope you wern't injured by the obviousness and simplicity of the answer. It has destroyed the minds of many stupid people who don't understand that people can be diffrent from them.
 

That's fair, but doesn't quite hit the centre mark of the question.  How does it come about?  It's not like there are classes where one learns they enjoy intercourse with the eye sockets of a corpse.

 

How does one know they enjoy something without trying it, which begs the question "how did the opportunity to try it come about?"

 

 

 

You usualy just feel 'good' 'right' about something thats 'off the beaten track' - the same as everything 'normal', its just that people TELL you that you should feel that way for those things. I have no experince with corpses so I can't tell you anything about that LOL.

Human emotions and psychology might explain why but does it matter WHY? I mean if you know WHY a hot girl plays WoW errr, I mean has fun with watersports does that make it rational and acceptable to you?

Reply #20 Top

quoting Aractain, reply #19->

[I mean if you know WHY a hot girl plays WoW errr, I mean has fun with watersports does that make it rational and acceptable to you?]

End Quote.

three words- LOL ROFL ROFL. Seriously, that's funny.

Reply #21 Top

Quoting Aractain, reply 15
Oh I just saw this while creeping around, I love this kind of a question! Get ready for the answer - its amazing!

 

So I ask this in response... (and seriously get ready for answer)

I ask this: Why do people have unnessesary sex outside of reproduction?

 

BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT

 

I hope you wern't injured by the obviousness and simplicity of the answer. It has destroyed the minds of many stupid people who don't understand that people can be diffrent from them.

Reply #22 Top

Right......

 

Whats funny about WoW girls?

Reply #23 Top

Quoting Aractain, reply 22
Right......

 

Whats funny about WoW girls?

I think the funny part is 99% of WoW players are male and the 1% female players probably carry below average beauty.  I'm sure there's a few hot girl playing WoW, but finding one is as likely as finding a gold coin while walking at a nearby park. 

+1 Loading…
Reply #24 Top

not the WoW girls, but the fact that you went 'plays WoW, err, has fun w/ watersports'. That's the funny part.

and karma for you NTJedi

Reply #25 Top

Quoting NTJedi, reply 23

Quoting Aractain, reply 22Right......

 

Whats funny about WoW girls?

I think the funny part is 99% of WoW players are male and the 1% female players probably carry below average beauty.  I'm sure there's a few hot girl playing WoW, but finding one is as likely as finding a gold coin while walking at a nearby park. 

 

I dont want to turn this into a horrible "girls playing games" thread (I've read oh so many of them) but there is a lot more than 1%. The joke is that finding a hot girl that plays wow seems to be fantasy of many of the other guys I met there. (Hint: Its the male dwarves that don't talk that much - those are the hidden women lol). Thus the switch joke with watersports.

 

Back on topic, worm eating jap girls and razor-on-skin emo-sexuals. Who cares what they do? Disscuss.