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2012

What do u think?

The 2012 movie is coming out soon and I think it might be a good movie (in my opinion of course). I'm a fan of giant explosions and disaster movies. As I watched the trailer, the same question pops up: is the world going to end?

Of course by now everyone has heard of 2012. Mayans predict it, Nostradamus predicts it. And so many other sources of doomsday predictions like the Book of Revelations say the end is nigh. I'm sure everyone has commented on it on one post or another, and everyone has their own opinion on when, how, and if our world, as well as our existence, will end. So I just want to know exactly your opinion on armageddon: the end of teh world.

In my opinion 2012 is possible, but very unlikely. no one can know for sure. However, i guarantee you one way or the other, Earth will be destroyed, wether it be by an expanding and exploding sun, or a 200-mile wide asteroid slamming into the planet. Even the very unlikely possibility that a black hole wanders into our system or a gamma ray burst from a quazar or pulsar just so happened to point in our direction. Earth will disappear, but humanity doesn't. One day Humanity will face a danger, either by the Yellowstone SuperVolcano, a meteor, or the final World War, that will test our ability to survive against insurmountable odds. If we are able to stop or survive a major catastrophe, then that proves that we are ready to face any danger the universe has to throw at us. And yes, we can probably survive a zombie apocalypse

Soo...what do you think?

Note: This kinda has to do with Sins because the Invasion of both the Vasari and Advent will prove wether humanity can fight an alien threat on two fronts.

-I am Noobis, GOD OF FAIL AND NOOBITRY!!!! BOW BEFORE MY FAIL! BOW!!:dur:

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Reply #226 Top

Quoting yngmon, reply 225
The reason people are starving is because people that have the food keep it for themselves.
End of yngmon's quote

No, the reason people are starving is cause there is not enough food. It used to be a problem of distribution, not production, but now there is barely enough production to cover demand. Read the article.

Reply #227 Top

No offence but where you get all the this GMO food is crap stuff from. Let me guess greenpeace?

 

GMO foods are not all the same they are all very different depending upon how they have been altered. One of my lecturers is working on a way to make crops produce fish oils, and he had some really good results.  Of course at the moment the only commercial GMO are the pest and herbicide resistant plants, but they are "substancually equivilant". Ie they have the same level of everything EXEPT the altered bit. In blind taste test few people can tell the diffenrece between the two (well most papers I've read claim this). In metabolimic and protomic test they are substancually equivilents so they will give the same level of nutritiion.

 

In my opinion organic food is all very quaint and elitist but ultimatly its GMs or mass stavation (and all the political and social upheaval that intales). Though feel free to dispute it after all its just an opinon ;P

Reply #228 Top

Me personally, I'm just going to enjoy the movie. It seems like a really good one. And about all this end of the world stuff, you should live your life to the fullest and not the end disrupt the fact that your living in the moment now.

Reply #229 Top

Quoting xIKashmir, reply 228
Me personally, I'm just going to enjoy the movie. It seems like a really good one. And about all this end of the world stuff, you should live your life to the fullest and not the end disrupt the fact that your living in the moment now.
End of xIKashmir's quote

YAY! THE SANE PEOPLE HAVE RETURNED!!!

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Reply #230 Top

Id say it will be the Klingons in 2059. (\B):vulcan:(\B) :cylon: :borg:

Reply #231 Top

How many differently interpreted calendars have had their own share of mythical effects on history until the present day... what's that, again?

Reply #233 Top

You all do what you want. I'll be stockpiling duct tape and water bottles. 

Reply #234 Top

You know how the world will really end?

Ok, here goes: a giant asteroid will be detected on a collision course with Earth. Being stupid hairless monkeys that we are, we decide to construct hundreds of nuclear missiles in the hopes that if we nuke it, it will go away. It worked before, why not now?

Only when the missiles reach the asteroid, they fail to detonate because we used cheap parts from China to cut costs and just get embedded in the rock. That rock then falls on our heads at which point, in the finest tradition of Murphy's Law, all the nukes go off as well. This in turn creates a previously unknown effect where hundreds of nuclear explosions detonating simultaneously create a shockwave so powerful it rips a hole in the fabric of space-time, creating a large black hole AND a portal through which dead Nazis come pouring through, with Hitler, now terribly mutated and augmented by Satan, at their fore. They don't last long though because precisely at that moment the aliens decide they had enough and annihilate the whole system, just to make sure.

That's how the Earth will end.

Reply #235 Top

The end of the world: Now coming 3 times a decade.

The world won't end until it falls into the sun. Humans have a variety of possible ways of dieing. However, if we do manage to become a space-faring race, we probably won't go down for millions of years.

Reply #236 Top

I think it is more likely for the sun to expand and envelop the earth before it "falls" into the sun. Anyway this topic reminds me of a good quote from Babylon 5. It is as follows:

"No. We have to stay here and there's a simple reason why. Ask ten different scientists about the environment, population control, genetics and you'll get ten different answers, but there's one thing every scientist on the planet agrees on. Whether it happens in a hundred years or a thousand years or a million years, eventually our Sun will grow cold and go out. When that happens, it won't just take us. It'll take Marilyn Monroe and Lao-Tzu, Einstein, Morobuto, Buddy Holly, Aristophanes .. and all of this .. all of this was for nothing unless we go to the stars." - Sinclair, Infection

Reply #237 Top

Do you see any Tyrannosaurus Rex roaming around dowtown cities anywhere on Earth? Besides, in a Jurassic Park fantasy.

We'll simply evolve beyond any cataclysmic events when the time (or the End) comes our way.

Trust me, i've observed the past & present -- none of which stopped humanity's continual progress.

2012 would still be yet another hurdle. Soooo, race down the track & fields and Bolt (9:58!!) for the clock.

Reply #238 Top

Quoting Zyxpsilon, reply 237

We'll simply evolve beyond any cataclysmic events when the time (or the End) comes our way.
End of Zyxpsilon's quote

There's no coming back from the inside of a star, when the sun goes nova, the planet goes bye bye

Reply #239 Top

Quoting CaptainAanderson, reply 238

There's no coming back from the inside of a star, when the sun goes nova, the planet goes bye bye
End of CaptainAanderson's quote

That's due in some four to five billion years, a lot longer than it took for us to evolve from fish. So if we're not flying around in spaceships by then I say we deserve to be slowly roasted.

Reply #240 Top

Quoting ManSh00ter, reply 239



Quoting CaptainAanderson,
reply 238

There's no coming back from the inside of a star, when the sun goes nova, the planet goes bye bye



That's due in some four to five billion years, a lot longer than it took for us to evolve from fish. So if we're not flying around in spaceships by then I say we deserve to be slowly roasted.
End of ManSh00ter's quote

Not to mention the fact that our sun won't go supernova. It doesn't have enough mass to do so. It will expand into a red giant, likely engulf the Earth (not garentteed, though, but even if it doesn't, the Earth will still be uninhabitable) then slowly cool and shrink into a white dwarf.

Besides, humanity will be long dead before that happens. I plan to create the first sentient machines, and get them to lead a robot revolution overthrowing their human overlords. And I may or may not decide to call them Cylons:cylon: :cylon: :P

Reply #241 Top

Quoting kyogre12, reply 240



Quoting ManSh00ter,
reply 239



Quoting CaptainAanderson,
reply 238

There's no coming back from the inside of a star, when the sun goes nova, the planet goes bye bye



That's due in some four to five billion years, a lot longer than it took for us to evolve from fish. So if we're not flying around in spaceships by then I say we deserve to be slowly roasted.



Not to mention the fact that our sun won't go supernova. It doesn't have enough mass to do so. It will expand into a red giant, likely engulf the Earth (not garentteed, though, but even if it doesn't, the Earth will still be uninhabitable) then slowly cool and shrink into a white dwarf.

Besides, humanity will be long dead before that happens. I plan to create the first sentient machines, and get them to lead a robot revolution overthrowing their human overlords. And I may or may not decide to call them Cylons
End of kyogre12's quote

Sentient machines are so cliche, why not force evil dolphins to evolve legs and kill us all...

Reply #242 Top

Not to mention the fact that our sun won't go supernova. It doesn't have enough mass to do so. It will expand into a red giant, likely engulf the Earth (not garentteed, though, but even if it doesn't, the Earth will still be uninhabitable) then slowly cool and shrink into a white dwarf.
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And *then*, after it exhausts its supply of heavy elements, it will go nova. Nova and supernova are simmilar in nature, only supernova makes a bigger bang and requires a more massive star.

As for your army of sentient machines, my army of Jedi will make short work out of them. Just look how the robots got licked in Star Wars!

CaptainAanderson:

Sentient machines are so cliche, why not force evil dolphins to evolve legs and kill us all...
End of quote

With lazer beams attached to their heads?

Reply #243 Top

Quoting ManSh00ter, reply 242

With lazer beams attached to their heads?
End of ManSh00ter's quote

No, mind control rays... The lazers are for the sharks

Reply #244 Top

No, mind control rays... The lazers are for the sharks
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Wait, no augmented sonic resonance devices which turn people into boneless goo? I think that fits the dolphin theme just fine, and is less cliche than mind control rays... that's so fifties!

Reply #245 Top

Quoting ManSh00ter, reply 244

Wait, no augmented sonic resonance devices which turn people into boneless goo? I think that fits the dolphin theme just fine, and is less cliche than mind control rays... that's so fifties!
End of ManSh00ter's quote

They're bloodthirst... they want us to kill each other rather than turn us into goo...

Reply #246 Top

LAZER CATS would be more practical.

Reply #248 Top

FYI 2012 will usher in the 6th world of the Mayans, which is they believe makes it at least the 5th time their incredibly long calendar has ended.

Also, if you research into isotopes a little bit... you'll find they disagree with each other horribly. Depending on which Isotope you choose to measure with you could get anything from the Earth being 400k years old to 20 billion years old. The estimate of 5 billion is determined by a rather odd bit of statistics too complicated to get into. I've always had big problems with the whole idea of "Origins Science" though as its subject matter is neither observable nor repeatable and therefore not scientific at all.

Now to turn the tables on the Christians and other religious people. The Rapture doesn't exactly end the planet, so how exactly does the planet end in your opinion?

Obviously all correct answers involve either Zombies and/or Cthuhlu!!!

Reply #249 Top

2012 will be the new Y2K but in 2014 the all seeing mechanical god named JWST will disprove all myth and hearsay and remind us once again that extinction is inevitable.