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Riddle Me This

Riddle of the day....

from WinCustomize Forums

 

Can you solve this puzzle?

 

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.

On your left side is a drop off.

On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.

In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*

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Reply #101 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Bichur, reply 21
Trolls having a different life span, I seem to recall that one during my youth...

Peruke or periwig if you will

 

 

Nope....a wig.

Reply #102 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ok, how's about blinking,,,,or please say it isn't turning on a light?:maybe: :rolleyes: :grin:

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Reply #103 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nope....a wig.

 

ummm...

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruke

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/periwig

Reply #104 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Orright: what is bi-coloured and says: "Now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't?

a Zebra

Reply #105 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Bichur, reply 3
Nope....a wig.

 

ummm...

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruke

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/periwig

Too high falootin' for an old guy like me. k2  for Bichur!

Reply #106 from WinCustomize Forums Top

a Zebra

Correctamundo... a zebra on a zebra crossing. :thumbsup: :-"

Ok, how's about blinking,,,,or please say it isn't turning on a light?

Sorry, pumpkin, but Bichur nailed it... better luck next time. :)

Orright: who can legally marry his mother but not take a wife?

Reply #107 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A Priest

Reply #108 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A Priest

Correct! :thumbsup:

Also a celebant who wants to take somebody else's wife home rom the ceremony. :rofl:

Orright: if 2 + 2 =5 and you take the short bus to school on Wednesday, what is the lesson of the day?

Reply #109 from WinCustomize Forums Top

42

Reply #110 from WinCustomize Forums Top

fuzzy math

Reply #111 from WinCustomize Forums Top

fuzzy math

Ist prize... take a fluffy toy of your choice from the top shelf. :-"

Reply #113 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What do you get if you cross a Vampire with Jack Frost?

Reply #114 from WinCustomize Forums Top

my exwife?

 

 

she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....

Reply #116 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What do you get if you cross a Vampire with Jack Frost?

A spine chilling hickey that leaves you with frostbite? :S :-" :rofl:

my exwife?



she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....

Now that's not very nice, Bichur...

... I'm not at all impressed, that you'd go and steal my line/answer like that. :-" :rofl:

Reply #117 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Frostbite it is starkers.  To you I send a keess:*

Reply #118 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Frostbite it is starkers. To you I send a keess

Hehe, I got it... pucker up, baby. :w00t: :d :inlove:  

OK, what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? :-"

Reply #119 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A wooly jumpsuit?:blush: O:)

Reply #120 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A wooly jumpsuit?

That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize.  Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.

:-" :w00t: ;P :inlove:

Reply #121 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 20
A wooly jumpsuit?

That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize.  Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.


Wasn't really the answer...he'd have agreed wiv anyfing jist ter gitcha ter pucker up. 'es an ol' Pyrate 'e is. XD

 

OK...who's got the answer to these?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Reply #122 from WinCustomize Forums Top

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

In his boots:rofl: