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How to become a complete sinner , a sin-god ,a god of sin:THE BEST SIN-TRAGEY EVER!

1.Dont do any research-Research costs stuff.Which you can spend on...more...stuff.

2.Build nothing but scouts ,NOTHING!-Spam is delicious and a wonderful tactic

3.No defense-SB=BS

4.Upgrades?-once again; money , money , money...

5.Structures , hmff-Why would you want big floaty things , may i ask?

6.Diplomacy-with those jerks:war is all.(you should have)

The Dos:

1.One basket-Spend all your moolah in bounty even if there are no pirates.

2.Chat-Spend all your time flaming away , eventually it will burn (while you are at it make sexual passes galore.Who knows , maybe dis325pingnobf IS a [insert sexual preference here](nevermind attractiveness))

3.Ragequit-Rage+quitting=live to quit another day.(FTL? , FTQ? , FTRQ?)

4.Follow the leader-The holy "minidump" , in all his glory , follow the example he has set for us.

5.Thou shalt not colonise-More targets for your enemy , right?

6.Take your time-spend hours floating in the lobby.When hosting never press play.

 

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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

More coming soon...maybe...lazy.

 

Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top

I can't believe you bothered to post this...

MOD - PLEASE LOCK OR EVEN BETTER DELETE!!!

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Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top

 

The purpose of the post escapes me.

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

SB=BS :D

that was funny

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting CenturionJixra, reply 4
 

The purpose of the post escapes me.

Same here.

Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top

I think it's supposed to be a combined parody of the posts by dbrainstorm last week/rant about lame people on ICO.

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Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

Lock it up? You wound me.

And yes , wahoo , ar least somebody got close(Vitamin , karma).I thought this post was oozing satire.It saddens me that i or someone else has to point it out.

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top

Lock it up? You wound me.

And yes , at least somebody got close(Vitamin , karma).I thought this post was oozing satire.It saddens me that i or someone else has to point it out.

i see somepeople have a negative outlook on things.lighten up

Its a tarp? wha...?

EDIT: I MEANT TO PRESS THE EDIT BUTTON.NO DOUBLE POST INTENDED.

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Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top

I worked out that it was satire, but I still stand by my original post!!!! :D

Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top

oooh , ok I didnt do a real life lol ,

but it deserves an internet lol...

B)  

Reply #13 from Sins Forums Top

Original Post is weak....redeemed by Admiral Akbar "Its a TARP!".  That was kinda funny.

Reply #15 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Hack78, reply 11
I worked out that it was satire, but I still stand by my original post!!!!

 

So any and all joke topics should be locked and/or deleted? Well there goes half the forums >.>

Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top

Their is a general lobby for this. This is the strategy lobby. This post has it's place but that place ain't here.

Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top

Their is a general lobby for this. This is the strategy lobby. This post has it's place but that place ain't here.

Hence my complains - why put something stupid in the first place someone will look for some help with the game - I would like to see more players and improved players in the Sins community, maybe even in MP. Telling them all the wrong things to do helps no one save the person getting the lulz for starting this thread...

Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top

Now , now do you honestly think anyone will take this remotely seriously , hack? Yes , i can see it now , a new player comes to the forum gos to the strategy section and reads this post of mine. After that: wow , this is fantastic , dont do anything , a sure win strategy! According to the last credit card commercial I saw , a sense of humor is priceless. Maybe you can get one. May this not become a flame war.

Quoting Hack78, reply 11
I worked out that it was satire

Yeah and no one else has or will , right? Because no one else is as smart as you , right ? Because no one else can see something when its in their face , just you! Not everyone is as dumb as a sheep. And if someone is dumb enough to take instruction in my post then let them!

Quoting EadTaes, reply 16
Their is a general lobby for this. This is the strategy lobby. This post has it's place but that place ain't here.

As for another that...maybe this isnt the right section for this , But then again maybe it is .It is after all a strategy guide. But we will leave that up for the MODs to decide.

Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top

Pardon my rantish post thing. And my double post. And...well...anything in the future O:) .