*burst into song**THIS* I have to hear. [e digicons]:-"[/e]
There once was a young Zubaz
He found his speeling lacked a certain appeal
He was flamed on the forums after every spiel
He's a sensitive soul though he seems thick-skinned
And it hurt that his friends threw dictionaries at him
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' his name What's in a name?
And he got downhearted How did he feel?
Everytime that he...
Oops! Not in front of the kids!
Jerky Jerk! What a wonderful phrase
Zubaz Jerky! Ain't no passing craze
It means you won't go hungry for the rest of your days
It's His pants-free philosophy
Zubaz Jerky!
Jerky Jerk! Jerky Jerk!
Jerky Jerk! Jerky Jerk!
Jerky Jerk! Jerky Jerk!
Jerky Jerk! Zubaz--
It means no grammar for the rest of your days
It's His pants-free philosophy
Zubaz Jerky!
(Repeats)
"Zubaz"
"Jerky"
very rough version but still you get the idea
