Score: -134. You have sucked the wisdom out of the entire internet. Were wondering how you actually found your way to the site muchless answered any of the questions..  /me ponders why this Pizza delivery site asks all these lame questions.. ** Decides to wait the 30 min for delivery**

hey! where is my extra cheese? Who has my cheese?

 <- this is the most ratish emoticon i've seen

3.5 Uh Oh, Maybe I should look up some more readin.

Wise, I didn't get you really. I am lol.

I've got only 3.1. Seems I didn't overcome the language barrier again...

Nah, Vad, it wasn't the language barrier... it's rigged!  My first language is English, and I am 100% certain that  I answered every question correctly, yet I only scored 3.4.... and with my sheer brilliance it should have been a perfect TEN

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya... to level the playing field and stop those of us who ARE the wisest from getting swelled heads.

Yup, the questionnaire was rigged... digitally coded in such a way that it detects your brilliant wisdom in the first question, then marks down all your other answers to compare with others who didn't do so well... and those at the very bottom, well that doesn't matter...

Their scores are not digitally altered because the politicians of the World are selected from this group of 'bottom of the barrel' dwellers.

Yup, it's a conspiracy orright.  (more fool us for participating) 

I see - the deceivers are everywhere!   We can't trust anyone... 

Nah, least of all authors of questionnaires... they learn all your secrets and pass them on to those 'bottom of the barrel dwellers we know as politicians... who in turn use them against us.

Yup a perfect ten without a zero.

Balloon headed boy!

So you don't trust anyone...master ? hehe just joking with my foolish joke.... 

Tycus...you're gonna need a crash course in starkers sense of humor (excellent)...tougher for someone whose mother tongue isn't English (in starkers case The Queen's English with Australian English grafted on rather than superior American English ). It took me a while but I came to realize that "tongue in cheek" is the key. In fact, in starkers' case it was a congenital malformation... .

Above all, a deep distrust (and oft times dislike) of politicians and bankers and deep compassion and empathy for the people screwed over by them is expressed. His humor...irony and a touch of sarcasm is the spice he uses so well. Starkers is the Grand Pirate King...

heh., dont worry Dr., i did get the conspiracy joke

Ditto!

I did it and mine is a 3.3...go figure. lol

Yep, the only way to be these tough times, when the World is going mad and life has the nasty habit of throwing you a curve ball every so often.

Life would be pretty miserable without a sense of humour and a bit of tongue-in-cheek irreverence to help pass the time.

That and congenital flatulence.

Pass it  on

What, the tongue-in-cheek or the flatulence?

Never mind, I'm pretty liberal and share both freely.