Suck-list of players, and call-out board

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Bronze, Siddy, and Howdidudothat have all contributed to a "goldlist of players."  See here for starters:  https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/338710

Recently, Tyr222 created a "call out board" for "skilled" players:  https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/345537

Even more recently, brothers in arms and DT have challenged each other for who is the most "skilled" clan:  https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/345681

Bah!  Screw these elites, with their elitist mentalities and elitiest mindsets.  My concern is for the common man, the unskilled, the huddled masses, the "great unwashed."  I am calling for a Karl Marx style revolution of the unskilled "Sins proletariat" against the those with the (metaphorically-speaking) capital and means of production.  In effect, I am leading a Marxist revolution, and I'm calling you out!


This is the "tin list of players" - the players who have the least skills, the players who suck the most.  The #1 slot is for the player who sucks the most, and who is the least-skilled.  As you go down the list, you will get players who are less sucky, and more skilled.  The object, of course, is to try to occupy as high of a slot on this list as you can.  High is good, lower down is bad.  This list is, in effect, a ladder.

Since the list must start somewhere, I hereby declare myself - Agent of Kharma - as occupying the #1 slot on the list.  Yes, I reign supreme.  I am currently the suckiest player in Sins.  To dethrone me off of the #1 position, you must play me online and lose to me.  If you lose, you suck more than I do, therefore I will be dethroned and will have to move down on the list.

If you would like a "seed" or "poll position" on this list, leave a post here or message me, however you must be willing to play in order to defend your slot position on the list.

Tin list of players

#1 Agent of Kharma
#2 Proletari
#3 JuleTron
#4 ?
...

Vespucci challenges Agent of Kharma and Proletari.  Agent of Kharma accepts.  Date: TBD.
Proletari challenges Agent of Kharma.  Agent of Kharma accepts.  Date: TBD.

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Reply #1 from Sins Forums Top

Wow, that list could get really long.

Reply #2 from Sins Forums Top

Get out of here, you skilled elitist bougeousi scum.

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Reply #3 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Agent, reply 2
Get out of here, you skilled elitist bougeousi scum.

Its Bourgeoisie (I had to look up myself).

Reply #4 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Howdidudothat, reply 1
Wow, that list could get really long.

I have to agree with Howthe? if there over 500,000 players in sins but i say only about 2% play online then the people thta play online will dominat over the singal players.

And one more thing are players in the goldlist not out loud to post here if that true then I have to leave :grin:

Reply #5 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting KingDeathGod, reply 4

Quoting Howdidudothat, reply 1Wow, that list could get really long.
I have to agree with Howthe? if there over 500,000 players in sins but i say only about 2% play online then the people thta play online will dominat over the singal players.

And one more thing are players in the goldlist not out loud to post here if that true then I have to leave

as do i and i also agree with how

Reply #6 from Sins Forums Top

Neither of you are allowed to post here.  Leave.  Now.

Reply #7 from Sins Forums Top

You suck!!!!

Reply #8 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Agent, reply 6
Neither of you are allowed to post here.  Leave.  Now.

rofl fourm is open to public i have every right to post here :P

Reply #9 from Sins Forums Top

Any rules on how to suck?  What's to stop me from spamming colonizers and taking most of the map?

Reply #10 from Sins Forums Top

You suck!!!!

On this particular thread, you DO realize that's a compliment, right?

Any rules on how to suck? What's to stop me from spamming colonizers and taking most of the map?

"The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club!  The second rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club!" Heh heh.

The only rule on how to suck is that you actually have to play the game as you would normally play it, and actually "try."  In other words, you can't simply start the game and then walk away for an hour, or even worse just scrap all your units and abandon your planet.  You have to play the game as if you are trying to win.  Of course this is somewhat of an honor system, i.e. someone could "cheat" by purposefully playing suckier than they actually are.

Reply #11 from Sins Forums Top

Why hasn't anyone either petitioned me to be on the suck-list, or challenged me for my position on the suck-list?

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Reply #12 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Agent, reply 11
Why hasn't anyone either petitioned me to be on the suck-list, or challenged me for my position on the suck-list?

We don't wish to be on the suck list (even if we suck).

There is only one way to find out how hard you suck, I will pass.  Haha.

And yes it was intended as a compliment.

Reply #13 from Sins Forums Top

Chance I've been waiting for. I hate getting a rank except for the lowest.

Agent I challenge you no need to play I press the surrender button.

Grtz,
[_]-Flipkik

Reply #14 from Sins Forums Top

With a heavy heart and a frown upon my furrowed brow, I hereby declare Flipkik as the current number 1 suckiest player in Sins.  I have been demoted to #2 :-(

Reply #16 from Sins Forums Top

I chalenge you Flip no need to play you pressed surender ow darn I lost

Reply #17 from Sins Forums Top

Edit won not lost

Reply #18 from Sins Forums Top

If you beat flipkik, then he is still #1.  I suppose you and I have to fight it out for #2.

Reply #19 from Sins Forums Top

lol ok we play u surrender i win :grin:

Reply #20 from Sins Forums Top

Umm, I'm pretty sure I suck harder than you guys.  I challenge you both to a FFA.

Reply #21 from Sins Forums Top

ha.ha.ha.

add me to the list.

Reply #22 from Sins Forums Top

Dammit, I just realized that these clan jerks fooled me!  Not only do they dominate the lists of the skilled, these same folks now dominate the ranks of the unskilled!

I hereby eject and ban Flipkik and Ravok from this list, and reinsert myself as #1 ranked.  Proletari has been added to #2.  Vespucci has challenged both of us.  To that I say...

NAME THE TIME AND PLACE!

Reply #23 from Sins Forums Top

Quoting Agent, reply 22
Dammit, I just realized that these clan jerks fooled me!  Not only do they dominate the lists of the skilled, these same folks now dominate the ranks of the unskilled!

I hereby eject and ban Flipkik and Ravok from this list, and reinsert myself as #1 ranked.  Proletari has been added to #2.  Vespucci has challenged both of us.  To that I say...

NAME THE TIME AND PLACE!

rofl im not in a clan and no I didnt fool you notice this post

Quoting ravok2789, reply 5

Quoting KingDeathGod, reply 4
Quoting Howdidudothat, reply 1Wow, that list could get really long.
I have to agree with Howthe? if there over 500,000 players in sins but i say only about 2% play online then the people thta play online will dominat over the singal players.

And one more thing are players in the goldlist not out loud to post here if that true then I have to leave
as do i and i also agree with how

Reply #24 from Sins Forums Top

Soooo to be the first on the suck list I actually have to blow?ugh....hard choice.......

 

challenge accepted,we'll play on vanilla in few days

 

btw,I challenge agent.