Bifocals, part 2
They're heeeere....
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I just got a call. My new glasses are ready. I will pick them up Thursday. At least they were ready for my trip to NY.
Let me tell you what my Mom said when I told her I needed bifocals. Did she offer words of comfort like, no one will notice without the line, or you'll adjust quickly, oh no, not Mom. Her words?
"God, those are a pain in the ass."
My loving wife's words of comfort up on hearing the news:
"Oooh, you're getting old...." Yes, she was kidding and said it sweetly. But, gees mom.
I am not old, and stop calling me sir.
IG
Let me tell you what my Mom said when I told her I needed bifocals. Did she offer words of comfort like, no one will notice without the line, or you'll adjust quickly, oh no, not Mom. Her words?
"God, those are a pain in the ass."
My loving wife's words of comfort up on hearing the news:
"Oooh, you're getting old...." Yes, she was kidding and said it sweetly. But, gees mom.
I am not old, and stop calling me sir.
IG