I'm Lost

There's so much??

:karma:  I'll figure it out , just got 2 slow down abit.:sun:

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Hey Debbie, let us know what you need help with 'cause there's always someone around who can assist :) :thumbsup:

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Welcome to the club, Debbie... I wandered in here around 5 years ago and have been lost ever since.

But hey, it's a great place to get lost in, what with all the great people willing to lend a hand/help out, and all the great artwork posted in the galleries.  Like Fuzzy said, ask away and someone will come to your aid... well not someone... lots of someones.

And don't worry about being lost, there are far too many wonderful distractions to be worried about fnding the exit. :w00t:

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And don't worry about being lost, there are far too many wonderful distractions to be worried about fnding the exit.

I couldn't have said it better.I like it here so much,I moved in.:sun:

(Next thing you know they'll start charging me rent);)

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Last thing I knew I was following this guy Moses outta Egypt.....wandered in here...now look at me... :'(

 

Welcome to the madhouse Community.

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Doc...man you've aged.  8O   ;)

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Your not lost. You are always somewhere.B)

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Run away... while u still can.

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go east on 3rd street for 2 blocks and hang a left. then go two blocks and you're there. it's the shop on the left with the green door .

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I couldn't have said it better.I like it here so much,I moved in.

(Next thing you know they'll start charging me rent)

What?  They're NOT charging you rent? ;P

Last thing I knew I was following this guy Moses outta Egypt.....wandered in here..

Well if that's the case - and you're not already paying rent - you should be... plus a little extra for aged care. :w00t:

go east on 3rd street for 2 blocks and hang a left

Now let's gt this straight... is that East on West 3rd Street and hang a left, or East on East 3rd Street and hang a left?

I ask because, if you go East for 2 blocks on West 3rd Street, hang a left and go another 2 blocks, the shop on the left has a red door and sells knock-offs of genuine counterfeits... whereas the shop with the green door sells counterfeits of genuine knock-offs

:-"

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Hope this helps

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Quoting starkers, reply 10


Last thing I knew I was following this guy Moses outta Egypt.....wandered in here..
Well if that's the case - and you're not already paying rent - you should be... plus a little extra for aged care.

XD

   

Neurotics build castles in the sky. 
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.

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Hello

 

Doc, you grew ears!!! :P   Wiz, I pay rent how come you don't!!!! \o/ Love what you said Al!!!  :grin: Hey Ed good to see you!!  :thumbsup:     There really is an exit, Captn?  8|  

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Hi Debbie. I'm also a newcomer and sometimes feel lost and bewildered. If you're in doubt or confused just post your problem. The old hands are quick to respond to you. They're courteous, understanding and oozing with patience. I've made a nuisance of myself and received nothing but help and consideration from them. It's a rapid site so persevere and enjoy.

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The old hands are quick to respond to you.

Your talking about the other guys, right?:-"

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Quoting CarGuy1, reply 6
Doc...man you've aged.    

I was a baby when I got here...now my kid Methusaleh is asking questions here...poor Impulse control ;)

Quoting angus1949, reply 11
Doc.....you got a face lift!

Seen much fruit lately? }:) :inlove:

Quoting ALMonty, reply 16
The old hands are quick to respond to you.

Your talking about the other guys, right?

Yeah...the "other guys"...lol...fossil! ALMonty was ancient before Jesus played with carpenter's blocks. :P

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I saw your profile and it says you are 2008 years old....no wonder you are lost!!

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The old hands are quick to respond to you.
I am requiered by law to inform you that you don't want to know where *these* old hands have been and must now put them in my pockets.

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ALMonty was ancient before Jesus played with carpenter's blocks.

Who do you think taught him to walk on water?

I am requiered by law to inform you that you don't want to know where *these* old hands have been

Just as long as you wash them first.

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Quoting ALMonty, reply 20
ALMonty was ancient before Jesus played with carpenter's blocks.

Who do you think taught him to walk on water?

Actually this relates to a little known historical incident involving a tourist guide and some strategically placed stones.

Y'know, I actually went swimming in The Sea of Galilee...nice place...and Tiberias. Great fish.

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starkers, if you're on east 3rd street and hang a left, you'll be on the tennis courts. there is no choice but to be on west 3rd street. your gps is wrong. i'd take it back.

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starkers, if you're on east 3rd street and hang a left, you'll be on the tennis courts. there is no choice but to be on west 3rd street. your gps is wrong. i'd take it back.

Just don't go too far on 3rd street. I turns into 6th before you know it. ;) (yes, that really does happen where I grew up...lol)

 

Now let's gt this straight... is that East on West 3rd Street and hang a left, or East on East 3rd Street and hang a left?

I think it is the case of he should have zigged, when he zagged.

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Quoting Zubaz, reply 19

I am requiered by law to inform you that you don't want to know where *these* old hands have been and must now put them in my pockets.

}:)  hehehe...

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Doc.....you got a face lift!

Yeah, I wondered that... tho no amount of cosmetic surgery is gonna help.  The furrows on Doc's brow/face are deep enough to plant potatoes....

Word has it that his plastic surgeon found a couple of lost harvesters during the last op. :-" :w00t:

Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.

And bankers skim the psychiatrists bank accounts to afford more nuerotics mortgages build more castles in the sky... bit of a viscious circle, really.  Behind every condo in the sky there's a shrink and a banker.  That's why I stopped seeing my shrink... he was got me all relaxed and comfortable on his couch, then tried to sell me time-share in his new cloud-based condo.

;P

There really is an exit, Captn?

If there is, I don't see anybody queueing up to get out. :smitten:

starkers, if you're on east 3rd street and hang a left, you'll be on the tennis courts. there is no choice but to be on west 3rd street. your gps is wrong. i'd take it back.

Ah, but are we talking about East 3rd Street South or East 3rd Street  North?  And then, is that East 3rd Street South in the Northern Quadrant or the Southern Quadrant... or East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadrant?  There is a difference, you see.  If it's East 3rd Street South in the Northern Quadrant, you end up at the tennis courts, but if you take East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quardant you end up at the Pink Bordello.

On the other hand, if you take West 3rd Street South, hang a left and travel 2 blocks you end up at the refuse tip... and taking East 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadarant, hanging a left and traveling 2 blocks will take you to the courthouse, next door to the shop with the green and red door that sells fake replicas on West 3rd Street North in the Southern Quadrant.

I mean, we don't wanna confuse poor Debbie and get her lost now, do we! O:)

Just don't go too far on 3rd street. I turns into 6th before you know it.

Now is that before the intersection of 9th and 3rd or after?  And is that on East 3rd Street or West 3rd Street?  And is that East or West 3rd Street North or South in the Southern or Northern Quadrants?

It's important, you see.... 6th Street only goes 3 blocks and it becomes West 6th Street North in the Southern Quadrant, East 6th Street South in the Northern Quadrant and East-West 6th Street North in the North Eastern Quadrant.

Yeah, I know, it's as clear as mud to you now, but it will soon become apparent to you ... that I'm as equally lost and confused.

:-"