Banned because I think I will go out w/ the girl who likes me. Not to be mean and take advantage of her, but just to be closer to my crush (sounds like fun, right?) I had a crush on her, once, in like, 7th grade, but enough about my personal life.

Banned for having thoughts so pure, you can see in one ear and out the other.

Koda0 (^) 

banned for continuing a thread that has lasted FOREVER!!!

and banned for using this "(^)"

Banned for hypocrisy. I've been here so long that banning for hypocrisy is my signature ban now (you ppl are hypocrites so often, it's too easy)

And banned for not having your own insignia. . . how unimaginative of you.

Koda0 (^)

banned for assuming you are not a hippocrit yourself, and for assuming using an insigina ensures imagination

Banned for not knowing what the shift key is.

banned for thinking i dont know what the shift key is

Banned because you obviously don't, given that you never CAPITALIZE any of your words.

Also:

Banned because, unlike my parents, I am not a hypocrite.

Banned because you spelled hypocrite wrong.

Banned for taking almost an hour to respond to my ban.

Koda0 (^)

Oh! and Banned because if you imagine the insignia, and use it (as I have) it does signify imagination.

banned for paying so much attention to the way i spell

banned for waiting an hour for me to respond

and banned for trying to force me to use the shift key

banned for self-rightousness

we are all hypocrites

Banned! for not telling Koda how wrong it is to fool with a girl's head that way.

banned for I already have told him

if he aint listening then he is what he calls others

banned for using the phrase "aint"

banned for webster has recently put in the dictionary so your complaint aint going to cut it

banned for thinking websters is an all-knowing entity that should be believed no matter what

banned for not knowing that a'i'n't is used by educated people more than non-educated people.

banned for being lost ( and yes i know youve heard that too much in this thread already)

Banned for hearing words on your screen

banned for implying i hear voices

Banned for having a sweet gauntlet avatar.

Banned for not

Banned for not finishing your sentence.

Banned for not doing a barrel roll.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[barrel rolls]

banned for barrel rolling

what the heck

DOES BARREL ROLL

weeeeeee!

Banned for not rickrolling

banned for trying to copy Shoeless Joe