Banned for hatin' on page bumpers.

Banned because for a second I read your nick as Casablanca

Banned because Casablanca is my favorite movie.

banned because i have never heard of the movie casablanca

also banned for having a yellow-eyed dog as youe avatar

its supposed to be red dammnit

Banned for never hearing about casablanca

banned for living in the past.

Casablanca is a tad old now  

Banned for adding an explanation to your ban.

banned for destroying our planet

Banned for caring. Nuke ftw!

banned for being an elite

aka halo universe

species: sangheli

planet: sanghelios

i think

Banned for being over specific, yet unsure.

banned for banning for being unsure when you have an unsure avatare.

banned for unsureness

raise your hand if you're sure

I raised my hand and banned you due to my incredible confidence.

banned for being overconfident

banned for having a christmas hitman..... its not christmas anymore

Banned because it's never too soon or too late for Christmas.

banned for christmas is based of the rebirth celebration of the sun-god that occured Dec 21 and reach its high point on Dec. 25 and therefore is very time dependent

Doh Ohh can not ban Ryat for speaking public truth so instead I ban.... The next person who bans me.

I in turn cast a level 24 Ban-shield, shielding me from bans for the next 3 bans.

Ban on Isturi for not banning the poster above him.

Ban on Desamator just to show that ban shields don't work. 

Banned! .... because I'm bored.

Banned for being bored

Banned for being a raw material other than wood. Boards are where it's at

Banned because i don't understand why you banned the person above you.

banned because i am also confused by the post at hand