banned for bell curves

Banned for ringing bells on a curve.

banned for her curves ring my bells

we all knew it was coming...

Banned for bad grammar.  Yeah, I went there.

Banned for not invoking Zubish.

banned for coming from Zubland.

And he corrected the Grammar Nazi Jew on his laziness. Nice.

Banned for going to Zubland.

Banned for are your sure you want to go to Zubland all alone Big Guy? 

Hear tell it's real scaary.

banned for I'm not worried about Zubish horrors. Doesn't hurt to have company though. I'll get the machete; you get the mosquito netting.

Banned for I'll get my see thru,, I mean see in the dark glasses.  And maybe some champagne, if we get thirsty you know.

Banned because Zubland is slippery.

banned for Zubland needs some friction.

Banned because while you certainly belong in a zoo, you are definitely not bland.

Banned for Zubland is controlled by a really big Super Conducting Magnet that works at room temperature. Hence no friction. Zubishers rule there.

banned for frictionless workings

Banned because the one-eyed trouser snake needs friction in order to help it unload

banned for I take that as a compliment.

And I like to think of my guy as a hoplite, ready to fight on a moment's notice with his spear held firm.

banned for holding a guy's spear firmly...

yeah, you wish

Banned for neglecting to ban...

.... also banned for failing to admit that you held on to a guy's spear because he wouldn't let you play with his bow and arrow

Banned for now that my leg isn't up higher than my head, I am able to help with polishing your spear Draak. Maybe.  

Banned for rocking on ESS.

Although Environment and Sustainability Studies is definitely an easy A, I wouldn't say anyone truly rocks at it.

Banned for an easy A is only easy because your all brain. maybe.

banned for going all brainy

Banned for brainy is as brainy does.