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Predictions - Forum Reactions to Demigod Release

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Predictions - Forum Reactions to Demigod Release

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At release, these forums will have 10k posts about the following -

1.  DoTA vs Demigod

2.  LoL vs Demigod

3.  Supcom vs Demigod

4.  Sins of a Solar Empire vs Demigod

5.  "Demigod is NC2SC2!" (nothing compared to Starcraft 2)

6.  "I don't get it - how do I build buildings?"

7.  "I don't get it - how do I earn my gold AK-47?"

8.  "I just got wtfpwned by good/Beta player playing as DG ____ so nerf DG ____ immediately if you value Kittens!!1!"

9.  "You are all nubcakes compared to me and should stop whining - l2play k thx"

10.  "No you are the nubcake"

11.  "Help, my PC won't turn on when not plugged in - this is obviously a problem with the game! Refund $$$/burn devs!!"

11.5. "OMGOZE!! i'm dyin cuz of lagz0rs on my 25 kb/s connection with running torrent, wTf is wit thiz game!!?"

12.   LOLDemigods (The first couple of these are already pretty funny)

13.  "DEMIGOD IS AWESOME!!!  I am renaming my children Stardock and GPG!"  

14.  "I am bitterly disappointed and in emo hell, I put the Stardock and GPG logos in my toilet bowl"

15.  "Help, I can't connect!"

16.  Leavers Suck

17.  First Blood Leavers Suck Hard

18.  Hardcore Vs Casual (Originally "Rook is OP!")

19.  HaxoRs!! (actually with p2p this will be more of an issue, no?  Devs, you've thought of this, right?)

20.  Where's the tutorial??  Where's the tutorial on how to read the tutorial?

21. "I caNT do [this thing I am good at in another game that Demigod should also let me do] wtF!11!!!!!!"

22.  a rare direct quote (from Wagnard, lol) - "please do not allowed Wagnard and Flurus on same team."

23.  Stealing Kills, XP, Achievements, etc. (this will probably reach ludicrous proportions - "He let me die so he could steal my Deaths Achievement")

24. "Damn know-it-alls, you do not play this Demigod this way! You'd think they were in the Beta or something!"

25.  This game is [genre] not [genre] and I [like/don't like] that[/quote]

26.  I installed demigod but I can't launch it cause I can't find it on Steam

27.  Only [x number of][heroes/items/maps/skills/developers/months developed/updates/online players]?  [This other game] has [astromically higher number than x][heroes/items/maps/skills/developers/months developed/updates/online players]!

28.  [Other Game] has [random useless feature] that Demigod should also have![/quote]

29.  Demigod is not [take your pick] enough to be "inspired by" [other game/genre]

30.  (a closely related one) In an interview in 1967 [x developer] referenced [y game/feature] - but at release games are nothing alike/feature is not included!!!!  The devs have crushed my heart with this betrayal. 

31.  So wait - which is the CEO?  Brad, Frogboy, or Draginol?

32.  How do I combine Wyrmskin Gloves with Plenor Helm to make Wyrmnor Breastplate?

 

What else?

 

 

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Reply #28 from Demigod Forums Top

32. OMG Slurple is the best regulus EVER. Can u teach me slurple?

Reply #29 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Ke5trel, reply 25


Maybe we should put in a subthread - "[x poster] is a troller mctrollerson.  Troll."

I keed I keed, but guys let's not turn this thread into any of the threads it's about

 

 

Heh.  Well, troll accusation posts usually only come within posts.  For every actual troll post, there will be posts accusing others of being trolls without justification.

All I can say is if you think i'm a troll....geeze, wait for release, you're going to have a blast. :D

 

Quoting slurple, reply 3
32. OMG Slurple is the best regulus EVER. Can u teach me slurple?

 

This would've been funny if somebody else said it ironically.

Reply #30 from Demigod Forums Top

PI - I don't think you are a troll at all.  You started to get a bit repetitive at some point, but all in good humor.  The real trolls are going to descend like a hoard of locusts and strip this forum bare oO

Slurple - :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:     :typo:

Reply #31 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Ke5trel, reply 5
PI - I don't think you are a troll at all.  You started to get a bit repetitive at some point, but all in good humor.  The real trolls are going to descend like a hoard of locusts and strip this forum bare oO   

 

We're all getting repetitive - but it's towards the end of Beta, so it's not surprising. :)  I know I'm not a troll, and they'll know it too, once the aforementioned horde of locusts descends on the forum.

Reply #32 from Demigod Forums Top

You'll note that I'm taking most specific references out of the list, just because for every DoTA reference there will be one from DOW2, Left for Dead, or Viva Pinata. (that last one might be a stretch...)
Why doesn't Rook spill candy when he dies?

 

:fox:

Reply #33 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Kitkun, reply 7
Why doesn't Rook spill candy when he dies?

HAHAHA that would be an amazing way for the rook to die. There would be so much candy everywhere that everyone would get sick from eating too much. It would be like the rook's version of erebus' poisonous potion!

or something...

Reply #34 from Demigod Forums Top

So a week in we are still missing a third of these - get cracking, Demigod Release Players  ;P

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Reply #35 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Ke5trel, reply 9
So a week in we are still missing a third of these - get cracking, Demigod Release Players 

Well, fine, I'll do some Sins justice then.. *ahem*:

"Sins is so cool because, like, when you play with ai you can give it orders! I think Demigod should totally have this, so you can tell your AI team mates to go capture some flag or kill some tower!"

"Also, in Sins you can give your teammates money, I think it would be cool in Demigod too what do you think?"

 

Reply #36 from Stardock Forums Top

#147.  All you whiny bitches, go back to your console games! :waaaa:

This has been the theme of most of my posts.