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Happy Birthday Michael! It's the 16th somewhere......
I hope you have a great day 
Your Vulcan half would say it is illogical to wish you a happy birthday. 
So, I hope your human half enjoys the heck out of himself....
Happy Birthday... have a pint on me! 
Happy Birthday, Fuzzy, I hope your special day is a great one for you. 
Is Brewer's Droop reversed in Vulcans?....hmmm....fascinating......
have a good one fuzzy.....
Fuzzy's had brewers droop for years! That's why he never hears "Time gentlemen please" down at the pub... the points of his ears sag and block that out.
From me ("the wishor") to you the ("the wishee").....
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low-stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the anniversary in Earth years of your creation by whatever means it occurred and hope it to be practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practises of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of other beings seen and unseen including forces not sensed or understood by us mere mortals, or their choice not to practise such traditions at all.
I also wish thou most excellent self a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted start of the next Earth year of your life and/or existence but with due respect for the calendars and time measurement means of other cultures, sects and life forms both from within this galaxy and from outside of it as well and having due regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability and morphology, religious faith or absence thereof, choice of computer platform and browser and indeed enhancements thereof and finally sexual preference even if asexual and not regarded as norm on Earth or on other astronomical objects as understood by the limited intelligence of mankind.
In short Happy Birthday and party-on.
Aww, so many birthday wishes ***BLUSH*** 
Thank you everyone
Typical human, only thinking in Earth years...
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Mr. Fuzzy!!!!!
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