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Salutations Leatherskins!

Greetings earthlings!

I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet so I have come here in search of information.....

1st. If I were to take a female out for some charred mammal flesh and intoxicating liquids.. What would be the preferred mammal and liquid?

2nd. If I were looking for an application launcher for my Vista 64 Ultimate system similar to Circle Dock yet skinnable (Also... is it possible to use Michael Jacksons skin.. I hear it is very durable and elastic.) and animated. Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

Thank you in advance not only for your information but for your women.....

Good day...*_*

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:grin:  

Multiplicity - Control multiple PCs using one keyboard and mouse
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top



I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet

I wonder why..X| :rofl:

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

LOL another guy who thinks skinning is all about cybering woman.......:S my advice.......RUN! RUN! RUN!

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

An alien, eh?  Oh well, can't be any worse than dealing with a banker... or a banker's lawyers

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that.  I mean, it doesn't have a very nice connotation, does it?

;)

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

a person from the Negulime cluster

hmm...back to the Negulime cluster with you.....

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?

 

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

 

 

 

:borg:

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aliens...They'er so over rated.:cylon:

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I am Dyslexic of Borg.  Your ass is malted.

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

* sigh...and the intergalactic weirdness seems to have found a new home.

Here's the girl for you.

I have to agree with starkers when he replied

Your title and opening question were attention getters, not that it's real necessary around here, but may I suggest you cut out the fornicating bit... cos the locals, both men and women, aren't really into that. I mean, it doesn't have a very nice connotation, does it?

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

:-"

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Humans - so predictable...

:fuzzy:  

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 13

Gidcon your species (8346.2) is already known to us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


I couldn't resist....

I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.


^_^  ^_^ ^_^ XD :') ....too funny

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 15


I am Gidcon of Borg... I came here looking for a dock thingy and my inplant has been assimilated so I can't fornicate with the locals.

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet? ;)

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Be prepared to start low on the food chain,how are you with marinara sauce?

And would you prefer to be served with red or white wine?:dur:

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hehe, and if they're not accomodating towards him, I know where there's a few women who wouldn't mind.  That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

:-" :w00t:

Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top

That's if he don't mind a bit of plastic.... and blowing them up first.

 

MISS BLOWBEE     :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I wonder if he's met any sheep yet?

Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend! XD

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hey! No making fun of my girlfriend!

Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top

OMG the red lipstick, it's it's it's............................her again !!

Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn baby! You put on some weight! :O

Reply #25 from WinCustomize Forums Top

/me googles blow-up sheep........ places order......... B[]