What kind of god are you?

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November 4, 2004 3:30 PM from

Found this on Estrogen Lass' blog. You can just fill in your answers in the top three fields and click the button and it will take you to a new page with your answers and the code to cut and paste (if you want). Here's my results -

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Reply #1 November 4, 2004 3:37 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Ummm...wow...I'm special...

What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot

Your throne is A humble respte overlooking the rolling hills of Elysia

You wear Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains

Your Godly superpower is A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant

Reply #2 November 4, 2004 3:44 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Ummm...wow...I'm special...

Very Nice!

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Reply #3 November 4, 2004 4:24 PM from

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Reply #4 November 4, 2004 4:27 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Neat, chip.

d'oh mine didn't work!

Reply #5 November 4, 2004 4:28 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Note: I changed my birthday before posting...

Reply #6 November 4, 2004 4:31 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

You earthly time was spent

Supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrils

Your throne is

A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished

You wear

Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, you

Your Godly superpower is

Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility

Reply #7 November 4, 2004 4:35 PM from

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Your Godly superpower is The knowledge of and answer to all questions

historyishere - I have one question for you...

Your throne is A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished

Texas Wahine - THAT is one sweet chair!

Reply #8 November 4, 2004 4:51 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

historyishere - I have one question for you...

No, you will not go blind if you keep doing that.

Reply #9 November 4, 2004 4:52 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Um, I am not so sure I want to post mine. Oh well, here goes:

What kind of God are you?

You earthly time was spent "Laying" with the sons and/or daughters of men for hours... and days... and weeks...

Your throne is A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in glory

You wear Nothing! And that is why people worship you

Your Godly superpower is Unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic grasp

Reply #10 November 4, 2004 5:05 PM from

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You wear Nothing! And that is why people worship you

Your Godly superpower is Unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic grasp

Um...um...uh..ahh

Reply #11 November 4, 2004 5:11 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

You can see why I was a bit hesitant to post it, no?

Reply #12 November 4, 2004 5:36 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I got:

You earthly time was spent: Supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrils
Your throne is: A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in glory
You wear: Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, you
Your Godly superpower is: The knowledge of and answer to all questions

Ha! Insubstantiality and omniscience! Woot!

Reply #13 November 4, 2004 5:53 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

What kind of God are you?
Name DOB Favourite Color You earthly time was spent Supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrilsYour throne is A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in gloryYou wear Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, youYour Godly superpower is Complete dominance and sovereignty over time and space and the infallible right to do with both as you please
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Reply #14 November 4, 2004 5:58 PM from

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You wear Nothing! And that is why people worship youYour Godly superpower is Unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic graspUm...um...uh..ahh

You can see why I was a bit hesitant to post it, no?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Very Nice!

Ha! Insubstantiality and omniscience! Woot!

How cool is that!

Your Godly superpower is Complete dominance and sovereignty over time and space and the infallible right to do with both as you please

That's a good one, Myrrander!

Reply #15 November 4, 2004 6:08 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I should ask my wife which powers she would prefer I have, no? Omniscience, dominance, or an orgasmic grasp. I wonder which she would pick. . .

Reply #16 November 4, 2004 6:12 PM from

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I should ask my wife which powers she would prefer I have, no? Omniscience, dominance, or an orgasmic grasp. I wonder which she would pick. . .

HAHAHA!!! Well, if you had Omniscience, you'd know how to get the other two...

Reply #17 November 4, 2004 6:17 PM from

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You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in glory
You wear A rainbow for a sash, and mountains for shoes
Your Godly superpower is Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility

A rainbow sash I always wanted one of those!

Reply #18 November 4, 2004 6:18 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

A rainbow sash I always wanted one of those!

SWEET!

Reply #19 November 4, 2004 7:03 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

Mine was a little apocalyptic -

Your earthly time was spent - Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is - Fashioned from thorns and human femurs, surrounded by writhing, howling servants, with a footstool of souls on the sizzling shores of the Lake of Fire
You wear - Golden, breathtaking robes, girded in the middle with silver chains
Your godly superpower is - Rivers of white-hot magma flowing from your eyes, slowly and mercilessly agonizing those who stand in your way and your fallen playthings. Forever.

I think the message from this is "don't mess with me". Unless you like eternal torment. In which case go ahead.

Reply #20 November 4, 2004 8:30 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

I think the message from this is "don't mess with me". Unless you like eternal torment. In which case go ahead.

That's pretty much what I'm reading...

Reply #21 November 4, 2004 8:40 PM from

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Reply #22 November 4, 2004 8:45 PM from

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alison watkins - You wear The inky cloak of the universe

Nice Cloak!

Reply #23 November 4, 2004 9:05 PM from

JoeUser Forums Top

You earthly time was spent	Feeding millions with a few hot dog scraps
Your throne is	A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
You wear	Nothing! And that is why people worship you
Your Godly superpower is	A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant

Reply #24 November 4, 2004 9:12 PM from

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sunwukong - Your Godly superpower is A flaming, indestructible sword with which you shall avenge the slain innocents and humble the arrogant

Avenge away!

Reply #25 November 4, 2004 9:17 PM from

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Reply #24 By: chiprj - 11/4/2004 9:12:18 PM
Avenge away!

Right now I'm feeling a little disturbed about being naked with a flaming sword while sitting on a cold stone chair.

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