It was like something out of a Hitchcock movie....

Birds!!!

As I opened my son's bedroom window this morning (airing the room, pre-teen boys stink, in case you didn't know) I head birds twittering.  Nothing unusual in that, we have lots of trees around, and there are always birds somewhere.

But this was loud, and it was getting louder.  I looked up at the sky, and saw a swirling, chirping mass of sparrow descending into my yard.  There must have been thousands of them, flapping and tweeting and pecking and pooping.....the air was literally dark with them.  They landed in the tree in the back yard, on the roof, and in the tree in the front yard, and the noise was almost deafening. 

I went and stood at the screen door to watch them...I was too afraid to step outside.  I was reminded of Hitchcock's 'The Birds' and envisioned myself being pecked to death by a flock of angry sparrows.....ugggh.  The lawn looked like it was alive, it was heaving with little feathered bodies, all squirming and fluttering and squawking...

...then, as quickly as they arrived, they departed...taking off en masse, a cloud of flitting sparrows.  I watched them go up and over the houses, changing direction in an instant, as if not a one of them actually knew where they were going - they were just going. 

Going south, I do believe.

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Reply #1 Top
Maybe they were looking for the Dark Half?
Reply #2 Top
Going south to wreak further destruction....at least you were spared this time....I think you might want to invest in flame throwers.

~Zoo
Reply #3 Top
Pre teen boys totally have an odd odor about them! I teach boys ages 10-13 and I go everywhere with the can of oust!
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Just wait for when his voice changes...you don't know whether to laugh, cry, or stab your eyes out....
Reply #5 Top
Wow, creepy, dharma!

Maybe they were looking for the Dark Half?


! I loved that book. I should read it again.

Reply #6 Top
Ummmm....I read this in the sunday paper...

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I've been attacked by sparrows before. I was a wee kid playing with my whistle minding my own business. Suddenly two sparrows descended on me gave me a peck or two, fluttered around my head and then flew off.

Guess they didn't like my tune.
Reply #8 Top
I think you might want to invest in flame throwers.


zombie deer, militant squirrels, and now a swarm of swallows? I hope they don't all get together!
Reply #9 Top

I've been attacked by sparrows before

My boy Jake got attacked by a redwing blackbird last year whilst we were fishing.  He's terrified of birds now...

LadyCleve:  I'm thinking it's a conspiracy...

Reply #10 Top
"Tweet! Tweet!"
(Ducks brick)
I thought it was mockingbirds that attacked people?