Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody

Subject: NEWS FLASH -- Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody


Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas, TX, January 15, 2009

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.  The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.  When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.  After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

:rofl:  \o/ :rofl: :rolleyes: :-"

 

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Reply #1 Top

ouch,that hurt...but the truth usually does. :'(

Reply #2 Top

:rofl:

I'd love to have been in that huddle. Sure it wasn't the cheerleaders that he wanted?

That's the kind of problem I block on...really tough to tackle. Wonder who was quarterbacking that hearing.

:-"

Reply #3 Top

Ah Man! He had to put the CowGirls in there :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #4 Top

Ask and Ye shall "receive"...

 

 

Reply #5 Top

Is that Dolly Parton on the right hand end?  Looks just like her hair.  And I think she might be farting!

Reply #6 Top

Yup...the photo was cropped (crapped?) there...she blasted the side of the stadium off!

Reply #7 Top

Yup...the photo was cropped (crapped?) there...she blasted the side of the stadium off!
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It's just as well, then, the cops were wearing gas masks... but I don't think that's Dolly Parton.  She's top-heavier and can't cheerlead standing upright.

:-" :w00t:

Reply #8 Top

Don't tell the enefel I did this...:|

Reply #9 Top

Quoting w4xpl4y3r, reply 8
Don't tell the enefel I did this...
End of w4xpl4y3r's quote

The proper grammar would be "Don't tell the enefel I did them ...

The proper response would be, "In your DREAMS!"

:smitten: :rofl: ;)

Reply #10 Top

The proper response would be, "In your DREAMS!"
End of quote

Not any more... these days I dream about an 'iron' that's safe to use to get wrinkles out of everything I got, not just my longjohn tiddlywhacker.

:-"

Reply #11 Top

Quoting starkers, reply 10

 not just my longjohn tiddlywhacker.

End of starkers's quote

LMAO!!!:grin: I've never heard 'it' called that beforeXD

Reply #12 Top

hehe the guy from woolongong with the tatooed wife's best friend just has his read wog now too.

Reply #13 Top

If this is a true story, and someone actually think it was a good judging.... Oh dear...

 

idiocracy seems even more like a likely future to me now....

Reply #14 Top

Quoting mickeko, reply 13
If this is a true story, and someone actually think it was a good judging.... Oh dear...

 

idiocracy seems even more like a likely future to me now....
End of mickeko's quote

I think it was a joke, mickeko. Philly probably would have used an external link to the original story if it were true...and a Judge would never award custody of a child to a team. ;)

Reply #15 Top

If this is a true story, and someone actually think it was a good judging.... Oh dear...
End of quote

It's just a joke... we have the same joke here in Oz, but it's the South Sydney Rabitto's instead. :)

Reply #16 Top

Oh no it's true! :O

Just like I'm going to be the next winner on American Idol. :rolleyes: :-" :rolleyes:

Reply #17 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 14

I think it was a joke, mickeko. Philly probably would have used an external link to the original story if it were true...and a Judge would never award custody of a child to a team.
End of DrJBHL's quote

I kind of assumed it wasn't true, but well... Some really dumb stuff has "evolved" into the legalsystems of the world over the years... The fact that I thought there was a slight risk that this has a small possibility of actually being true really says alot about how much I trust the legal system. :P

 

Reply #18 Top

Quoting mickeko, reply 17
Quoting DrJBHL, reply 14
I think it was a joke, mickeko. Philly probably would have used an external link to the original story if it were true...and a Judge would never award custody of a child to a team.

I kind of assumed it wasn't true, but well... Some really dumb stuff has "evolved" into the legalsystems of the world over the years... The fact that I thought there was a slight risk that this has a small possibility of actually being true really says alot about how much I trust the legal system.

 
End of mickeko's quote

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