Chilhood Message From G-D

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When I was a kid I had a dream. Ok, kids have dreams all the time, but this one has fucked with my head my whole life. It was a seriously fucked up dream and I am convinced it was just G-D fucking with me for His own amusement. He never has really liked me although I don't know why.

I was laying in my bed, the top bunk of bunk beds, and this really old looking guy with a long grey beard was standing beside my bed. Well, being a kid I was totally freaked out.

The old guy put his hand out for me to take it, helped me out of bed, and walked me out to the back yard. I can still clearly recall the feel of the air and the smell of the freshly mowed grass that was heavy with dew.

Standing outside I looked up at the old dude and he was looking up at the sky so I did too. I heard this voice that immediately scared the shit out of me and comforted me at the same time. It was a HUGE voice.

The voice talked to me for what seemed to me to be a long time. It told me things, important things. Whatever it was it talked to me about seemed very, very important. At least to a little kid of 4 or 5.

To this day I couldn't even begin to tell you what that voice said. That's the bit that has bugged the shit out me me my entire life. I have always, since that night, felt like I had been told something extremely important but couldn't remember what it was. How distrurbing is that?

The next morning my mother found me sleeping under the picnic table in our backyard. As I was sleeping with leg braces at the time to correct a serious pigeon toe leg alignment problem that I was born with she had no clue how I managed to get out there. Neither do I as I don't recall having any problems walking out there.

A very weird dream that has haunted me my entire life that supposedly contained a very important message that I can't remember. Talk about a mind fuck!

Either it was just a childhood dream or G-D fucking with me for a good laugh. Either way it's screwed with me all my life.

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

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Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

Wow, M, amazing!  Do you ever think that maybe you don't remember this for a reason, or perhaps it's not time yet?  I dunno, that's kind of freaking out and amazing at the same time to me! 

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting foreverserenity, reply 2
Wow, M, amazing!  Do you ever think that maybe you don't remember this for a reason, or perhaps it's not time yet?  I dunno, that's kind of freaking out and amazing at the same time to me! 
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Nah, I just think it was a little kid's dream and like many dreams the details may fade even if the feeling the dream inspired doesn't. I have to admit that it has always bugged me that I can't recall the "message", although being as I was a little kid at the time it could have been something as silly as Captain Crunch is better than Sugar Puffs LOL

Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top

Well I can't say I've had a dream as compelling as that... but the subconscious always has a way of rearing it's head into everything..

One of those things we'll ponder through the rest of our lives..

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting M-Post, reply 4
Well I can't say I've had a dream as compelling as that... but the subconscious always has a way of rearing it's head into everything..

One of those things we'll ponder through the rest of our lives..
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Yeah, it's kinda funny the things that can actually affect our lives.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

A very weird dream that has haunted me my entire life that supposedly contained a very important message that I can't remember. Talk about a mind fuck!
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It's kinda disturbing. Did someone walk you or carry you outside? Do you think you could find answers under hypnosis?

 

Nah, I just think it was a little kid's dream and like many dreams the details may fade even if the feeling the dream inspired doesn't. I have to admit that it has always bugged me that I can't recall the "message", although being as I was a little kid at the time it could have been something as silly as Captain Crunch is better than Sugar Puffs LOL
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I don't know if you're A Christmas Story fan or not but the message could've been, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't know if you're A Christmas Story fan or not but the message could've been, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".
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:LOL: ya never know

 

It's kinda disturbing. Did someone walk you or carry you outside? Do you think you could find answers under hypnosis?
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I was a notorious sleep walker as a young child. How I managed it at this time while wearing those braces is something of a mystery, but not outside the realm of possibility. Getting down from the top bunk (bunk beds) would have been the trickiest part.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't know if you're A Christmas Story fan or not but the message could've been, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".
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That's our Udigit back! :LOL:

As for the message - I guess itis lost to antiquity.  He never visited me, so I dont know (all I know is that I did have a tendency to roll out of my bunk bed from the top bunk and not remember it in the morning. ;)

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

I've had lots of disturbing dreams as a child Mason but I never blamed God for them.  Why do you?  Why do you think it's his fault?   Why do you think God doesn't like you?  I'll betcha he loves you more than you can imagine!  He created you for a purpose and his love knows no bounds as it's not conditional. 

 

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

wow Mason, I don't believe for one minute G-D would mind fuck a child, there was a message there, one day it will be revealed, what YOU do with the message is what matters.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

to roll out of my bunk bed from the top bunk and not remember it in the morning.
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Yeah been there a few times :LOL:

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting KFC, reply 9
I've had lots of disturbing dreams as a child Mason but I never blamed God for them.  Why do you?  Why do you think it's his fault?   Why do you think God doesn't like you?  I'll betcha he loves you more than you can imagine!  He created you for a purpose and his love knows no bounds as it's not conditional. 

 
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That's one of the big problems with the overly regious types, they are so deviod of a sense of humor it's scary.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting Moderateman, reply 10
wow Mason, I don't believe for one minute G-D would mind fuck a child, there was a message there, one day it will be revealed, what YOU do with the message is what matters.
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Again, that part was a joke. Lighten up folks.

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Again, that part was a joke. Lighten up folks.
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That's one of the big problems with the overly regious types, they are so deviod of a sense of humor it's scary.
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oh please Mason...how were we suppose to know?  It wasn't put under humor and without the benefit of seeing that twinkle in your eye or laugh behind the statement we have no way of knowing and took you only by your written word. 

Believe me, religion and humor are not mutually exclusive.....don't you know God has a "wicked" sense of humor? 

 

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

oh please Mason...how were we suppose to know?
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Rational, non-zealous people would immediately recognize the comment for what it was.  I'm not responsible for the rest. Humor is such a delicate thing and those who don't recognize it make me laugh more than those who do. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

so in other words.....we are not to believe a word you say?

ok, I'm cool with that!  :grin:

 

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting KFC, reply 16
so in other words.....we are not to believe a word you say?

ok, I'm cool with that! 

 
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If that suits you I am ok wih that. Doesn't boher me a bit. Rational people can still understand what I write which is also ok with me and is who I actually write for.

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

Rational people can still understand what I write which is also ok with me and is who I actually write for.
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hahaha!  Good one Mason except for the fact that judging by the responses above (and not just mine) they all took you at your word. 

Hmmmm me thinks it was  a "bait and switch." :rolleyes:

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hmmmm me thinks it was a "bait and switch."
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Not at all. The story is true, it was the comment

or G-D fucking with me for a good laugh.
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that was intended to be humorous.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

ok you win.......I didn't think that was humorous! 

Doesn't mean I don't have humor though.....just not your type of humor I guess! 

And I do believe God has a sense of humor...but not the type that would mess up a little child! 

 

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

And I do believe God has a sense of humor
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Well I think the platypus pretty well proves that

 

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top

Mason, I with KFC on this one.

No way was it God who was messing with you. As you remember your mother found you at sunrise under the picnic table.

What you failed to realize was that when she found you you were facing east so it was Allah who was fucking with you not God. ;)

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting uDigItTheMost, reply 22
Mason, I with KFC on this one.

No way was it God who was messing with you. As you remember your mother found you at sunrise under the picnic table.

What you failed to realize was that when she found you you were facing east so it was Allah who was fucking with you not God.

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:LOL:

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

What you failed to realize was that when she found you you were facing east so it was Allah who was fucking with you not God.
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I thought Allah was God?

Ok, who stole my scorecard!  I cant keep the players straight without it!

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ok, who stole my scorecard! I cant keep the players straight without it!
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No kidding :LOL: