Don't know if it was posted before didn't feel like reading through 7 pages .

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." Al Capone

Grtz,
[_]-Flipkik

its only dangerous when you think that you know exactly what to do.

Drake: Blade, ready to die!

Blade: I was born ready, motherfucker!

From the movie Blade: Trinity

"Speak softly, and carry a SPNKR!"

 - me, whenever I blow someone to hell w/ a rocket launcher in Halo

"A man chooses.  A slave obeys."

"Andrew Ryan asks, 'Are you a man, or a slave?'"

"'Would you kindly', a powerful phrase.  Sit, would you kindly.  Stand, would you kindly.  Run, would you kindly.  Turn! A man chooses, a slave obeys.  Kill! A... man chooses... a slave obeys..."

-bioshock

Sometimes what is right is not popular.

Sometimes what is popular is not right.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them"
- Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare

"Some are born mediocre, some achieve mediocrity and some have mediocrity thrust upon them"
- Catch-22, Joseph Heller

edit: well, that didnt work. i tried to put shakespeare's orignial quote above, but it isnt working. oh well

"No one wants to visit me...on my little cloud.'Cause I'm cuttin' muffins!"

-- Brak

Vizzini: "Stop rhyming and I mean it!"

Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"

-- The Princess Bride

make the text white.  right now its black on a black background.  actually, green might be better (IC is white background, and they've got access to these threads)  if you don't mess with the text color, it changes automatically.  they should set it so you can choose "automatic" for the color (like in Word), but they don't have that option.

ah. that makes sense. it was copied from another site, and the type was white i guess.

"It was... like a suit. An Edgar suit."
- Beatrice; Men In Black

Agent J: Could I have your attention, please?
[Neuralyzes the crowd]
Agent J: Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Blackman!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like...
[Neuralyzes the crowd again]
Agent J: The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.
[He leaves, neuralyzing Larry in the driver's seat on his way]
- Men In Black 2

"My logic is undeniable."

if you can guess what this is from, I'll give you a big "congratulations, mr. obvious!"  and a giant space cookie.

lol, jk.

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"

- Fairly Oddparents

Hmmmm....VIKI from the I, Robot movie in 2005?

 +1 Karma for the first cartoon quote, and a cool screenname!

"At Stanford, they taught us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

"At Harvard, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

-Churchill (the 2nd quote) and unnamed higher-up.

Herr Homsar, I believe your avatar might'th be of Deutsch or rather, the former Weimar Republic.

edit: and there hasn't been any change in his Karma.

hope this doesnt upset anyone its on my myspace page and its my saying

god I love being an athiest

lol

Warning for those easily offended by salty language: (redundant)

“Bits of those crates fucked up the engines, General. We can’t push our engines past seventy five percent. If we do we’ll burst into flames, assuming the engines will start again. Even if they do, once we hit that energy field, we’ll be going nowhere fast. And even still, we’d be sitting ducks to just about anything and everything: fighters, explosions, asteroids, any way you put it, we’re screwed.”

Its from a fan fiction that was suggested to me. I thought the pessimism(sp?) was quite silly.

Your Life

The only things that stand between a person and what they want in life are the will to try it, and the faith to believe its possible
Rich Devos

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
Will Rogers

Its Choice - not chance - that determines your destiny
Jean Nidetch

Yourself

Courage does not always roar.  Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying ....
"I will try again tomorrow"
Mary Anne Radmacher

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truely endless
Mother Teresa

Change your thoughts and change your world
Norman Vincent Peale

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails."

-- St. Paul, First letter to the Corinthians, chapter XIII, verses iv-viii.a, New International Version

The Germans are cool, but my logo has nothing to do with them. It's from a Terran Empire mod in the Library.

And now for a very long quote:

*Homer Simpson walks into a voting booth; it houses an electronic voting machine*

Homer: Oooh, one of those electronic votig dealies!

*He presses a button labled 'Barack Obama', and the button labled 'John McCain' flashes.*

Machine: One vot for McCain, thank you.

Homer: (Chuckles) No, I wanna vote for Obama.

(Presses the Obama button again)

Machine: Two votes for McCain, thank you.

Homer: (Groans) C'mon, it's time for a chnage!

(Presses Obama button again)

Machine: Three votes for McCain, thank you.

Homer: (presses Obama button three times) No,No,No!

Machine: Six votes for President McCain.

Homer: (shakes machine) Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain! (Gasps and backs away from machine) This machine is rigged!

*Doors open on machine and a tube come out. Air is sucked into the machine, vacuum-like, pulling Homer in*

Homer: (Grasping curtains but sliding toward machine) Must...tell...President...McCain!

*Homer falls onto the floor and slides toward the machine, but grabs onto the lip of the tube*

Homer: This does't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!!!!

*Machine sucks Homer in and the doors close. Cut to outside of voting booth.*

*Machine makes chainsaw noises as Homer screams. Blood leaks out from under the booth. Homer, presumably dead, flies out of the booth and lands on the floor. An old man puts a sticker on Homer's forehead*

*Zoom in on sticker. It reads 'I Voted!' 'Hail to the Chief' plays.*

Live a terrible life, and you will die a terrible death. Live a wonderful life, you will still die a terrible death.

-- Myself

Magnesium is not magnetic, but it is ironic, because iron is magnetic.

-- My friend

I can only please one person a day.

Today is not your day and tomorow isn't looking good either.

-T-shirt

I can't make everyone happy, but I can piss everyone off.

-Myself 

War. huh. yeah. what is it good for? absolutly nothing!

Edwin Starr - War

"ITS MORPHENING TIME

Tyrannosaurus

Mastodon

Terradactyl

Triceratops

Saber tooth tiger

Dragon Zord

GO GO POWER RANGERS YOU MIGHTY MORPHEN POWER RANGERS!!!!"

got love the 90s

"Apha we need mega Zord power now"

mega zord vs vasari star bass opps wrong post  for that.....

Priest: Do you renounce satan and accept the lord into your heart.
Voltaire: now now my good man, it is not the time to make enemies

- Voltaire was on his deathbed