Nah, I'm saving the room for Xmas lunch at my niece's place today... she puts on such a great spread that I wouldn't dare spoil my appetite with cookies.

And to you, Tailsgirl, a very merry Christmas and I hope your day is special, full of fun and decidedly enjoyable.

Hehe... wicked, wicked man, eh!  Well I sure hope so after all the training... however, I was referring to payment for the alleged compliment, just to clarify things.

Ha..... She picked ur pocket to offer me a candle night dinner....but I refused so the $$$$$$$ remained with her....

Oh, ok, then... I just hope you've got better table manners than me, and wait 'til you're outside the restaraunt before you peel one off. 

So, she still has the money... well that means you're not off the hook yet, then.

Just be sure ... not only better table manners but I have also got better bed manners... at least this is what she says ....I don't know why but there must be something great in me u know.....

She said u r expert in that...whenever she goes without u.....and u r alone .....u never miss the call....

Not certainly as u had counted that....

And I won't mind my few fans craving for me...Hopefully I will get more saturday funnies..... 

........And you won't mind too.....

So I take it that you don't play Dutch Ovens.... well watch out, then, that's mrs starkers fave bedtime game.

Oh aren't you in for a rude shock... mrs starkers thinks: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do!" and she has learned much from my methane methodology.

Sorry Mr Starkers But I Have To Quit.... You won and I lose this game....... So You are the winner.......Congrats!

I had to edit this post because it did hurt Mr and Mrs Starkers... but I didnt hurt them intentionally....I apologise for that......

Get a grip hemanherecomes!

on second thoughts, don't get a grip, just leave it alone and stop fantasing about that which you can't have.

Sorry I hurt u but if you could believe that wasn't premeditated.....I have nothing more to say......You have great enough heart to forgive me.....

The captin and I never take anything too seriously, we  were just teasing you

Thats great of both of u....

Its hard to tease me but why were u teasing me... Did u get sweets as reward from Jafo?

Ok Goodday/night ..to both of u... have to go for study....

Reported!   To the jumper police

Oh no!!!! please not the jumper  police!!!!

No, I got sweets from santa "um I mean I ate chrissy pud"

It's not about winning or losing, but about how you play the game... and if you had a bit of fun that's all that matters, OK.

You did NOT hurt us, hemanherecomes, it was just a bit of fun and no harm was done.  Well let's put it this way, we'd have to be pretty thin skinned to take offense at a bit of innocuous fun and innuendo... and we're NOT like that.  However, not everybody is necessarily going to be as easy going as us, and you do need to be aware of that for future reference when posting in the forums here... in fact, any time you are communicating with others.