I get Entrenchment or the Turkey DIES!

I got an AXE!

 

If I don't get the BETA for Entrenchment by Thursday, I will cut this ****ing turkey's head off, rip out his god damned guts, bake the bastard, and eat him like a frikkin' animal.

 

I am serious here folks, I just want this one simple thing, and I'm willing to kill for it! It's up to you whether you want the Turkey's death on your head. I WANT to kill and eat him, I am one crazy mofo, but even more than that, I want the Beta.

What's it gonna be, life or death? It's in your hands.

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Reply #1 Top

If you ask me, the turkey deserves it.

Reply #2 Top

hahahaha rofl

Reply #3 Top

If we hold back entrenchment even longer, will you kill and bake more turkeys, and leave them on our doorsteps as a motivation? :p

Reply #4 Top

Everyone's except yours kryo, since you have nothing to do with Entrenchment being delayed and thus have no ability to affect its arrival sooner :P

Reply #5 Top

Don't be a turkey, just do it!

Reply #6 Top

HAha okay at first i to didn'T understand why they delayed entrenchement and didn't start the beta for it on the 18 like it was suposed to realease. But then seeing the problems in 1.1 it'S easy to understand that teh beta will be delayed until the iron out the kinks outta 1.1 then beta will start. Would be nice if they could tell us their game plan on this.

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Reply #7 Top

If they told ust he game plan, they'd be the ones getting baked and eaten when a delay occurs.

Reply #8 Top

if you give us a beta date for entrenchment i shall cut down the largest tree in the forest using only...............

 

 

A HERRING!!!

 

 

 

Nii!

Reply #9 Top

Taking hostages now, are you?

A hint, next time use a puppy instead of an ugly bird. Everybody loves puppies :pout:

Reply #10 Top

Poor turkey. Either way it will never get to experience Entrenchment.

Reply #11 Top

Everybody loves puppies

Yep, they're delicious.

 

 

...or so I hear ;)

Reply #12 Top

Yep, they're delicious.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.. nobody could say no to that!

Reply #13 Top

Puppies are too gamey.

Kittens now... :grin:

Reply #14 Top

Barbarian!!!!

Reply #15 Top

The Turkey didn't do anything wrong as far as I know LOL

Reply #16 Top

hmm, foood. *drool*.

Reply #17 Top

Look at him, all prancing and posing, high and mighty... Deserves the cleaver, as far as I'm concerned.

Reply #18 Top

Release Entrenchment or I will SHOOT this CAT!!! Wait does anyone even care LOL, better find a puppy instead.

 

Wait that might not modivate the devlopers enough... hmmm

There we go. :D

Reply #20 Top

Ive' tried to threaten a videogame company with the death of a kitten before. Not very effective, poor Mr. Mittens. Videogame executives have no souls...

Ive found constantly rick rolling them or burning money very convincing...

...pie works just as well...:dur:

Reply #21 Top

what is with the karma? i gave  one to him and i also recieved one (from another guy). why do we both have zero (yesterday it showed 1)? is ther a karma decay? (sorry for offtopic)

Reply #22 Top

MORE WITCHES!!!!!

 

um...excuse me...

 

I meant....

 

we burn MORE DEVELEPORS!!!!!

 

...ahem..