to and fro

its so easy

even the difficult

task of planking

becomes very risky

when the giggles

erupt from below

Without warning or

or some kind

of special alert

like eating nachos

While guzzling tequila

waiting for the

sun, waiting for

the shrimp boat

and Gump's Jenny

who sadly dies

and leaves behind 

a steel trap

better known as

a freaking car

as big as

a friggin' tank

That steamrolled over

sickly looking protesters