Hard, eh?  Yeah, probably! 

Are you trying to get me into trouble by suggesting we take this elsewhere and go get a room?

I didn't say any such thing. Are you implying that I said go get a room someplace?

Are you implying that I"m implying you were implying something?

Come to think of it - which I do - didn't the last time one of us implied the other was implying something turn out to be just another shitload of implications?

And you, as the confusee, don't ask me, the confuser, WTF I just said, cos I know as much about it as you.

It's like my grandad used to say: "I'm not saying it's your fault, I'm just blaming you."

Are you implying that I implied that you implied too?

The implications implied it...no me.

Which isn't a whole helluva lot and...

Yuk yuk yuk

How many implications does it take to realise many things are merely implied?

And when we realise many things are implied, do we really see the implications?

Uhhhhhhhhhh ............... no?

So what you're saying, then, is even if we saw the implications, we'd be none the wiser?

An old wise man once said ........ quote - "Are you sayin' I ain't none the wiser for having implied that?" - unquote

Is that verbatim, or paraphrased?

Could it be a little bit of both?

Are you saying you want your cake and eat it too?

Have you ever tried that? I once had two cakes. Ate one and wanted the other one later.

Yeah, I tried that, but would you believe it took sampling 4 cakes before I realised I was at the wrong wedding?

Did you get to kiss the bride?

Kiss the Bride?  Why i even got to.. bleep. bleep [edited by the WWW censors ]... a couple of times, would you believe?

Now I suppose you wanna know if them was my own weddings or somebody else's?

I'll assume them was yer own starkers me boy cause otherwise....................

Was that mrs starkers laughing all the way to the airport?

We will control the vertical, we will control the horizontal.            What am I?

You are the Outer Limits. One of my fave sci-fi shows. Did you know that William Shatner did one of his first TV appearances on the Outer Limits? He played this passenger on an airliner that thought he was seeing things when an alien or monster, don't remember which, showed up on the airplane's wing.

Correcto mindo Mr. Uvah. Karma for you.

And I can see Shatner, or Will as I like to call him  , watch that little minion tear the wing apart, while it's on fire.... OMG  

I think it's the best then, X Files shows up. Am I right or am I right on that one?

Didn't see too many of the X-Files. But dontcha think the Twilight Zone was pretty cool? The old one, not the new one.

Good stuff. Kinda broody. X Files I mean.    Still, very cool.                    Twilight Zone and the guy with the smoking cigarette..... Sound familiar?      Very Great also.

I forget his name too. Was it Robert Stack? Ummm...no. I dunno.

Rod Serling.  Quite the bio on that fella.  You got the initials right... And now, I was just wondering if it's correct to say your going "fish hunting". But, they still named a show after that saying. Sea Hunt. That's gotta be wrong, Right?

Right. Sea Hunt was pretty good too. Do you remember Sky King? Who else did Clayton Moore portray on TV?

Didn't Clayton Moore do.... um, things with Tonto as The lone ranger?