The guy who in cheated at the school ? [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Or was it the fry cook/cashier/bookie?

So how can you have a 'stiff' drink when anything liquid is as flaccid as it gets???

I've heard of a stiff drink but, never a flaccid one. haha    I'm guessing that's why no one would mind missing that one Uvah!!    [e digicons]:w00t:[/e]

Research has shown drinks are responsible for huge flaccidness when overdone.  

Is that correct?

I guess it would depend on the method of ingestion be it orally or intravenously or perhaps......as an enema?

starkers. Go see A/V over at custom avatars. I'm sure he can hook ya up. Barring that are ya still confuseded? [e digicons]:-"[/e]

It jumps up and says..........I dunno.

"What did ya expect...meat-a-balls? [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

Hey Anna, did you know that Uvah clicks when he walks? [e digicons]O:)[/e]

No, it's not cos of a dodgy hip.... he's just tightened up cos money is harder to come by these days.

Oh, and Anna, do you find it easier to paint your toenails that way [avatar] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e]

Fav colour... er, yes.   Flesh, but do you think I get to see enough of it? [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Maybe because you're no longer nude sunbathing and sending out picture postcards???

Maybe because you know I don't live near a nude beach anymore???

Or maybe because you know I get so excited by flesh these days I steam up my spectacles??? [e digicons]:w00t:[/e]

A golden tan is a good thing too that way when you wear that new micro-kini it'll blend in so much that.....Oops....Where'd that come from?

What 'd be the point.... when I keep steaming up my specs??

Speaking of mirrors, did you know that some men put mirrors on the toe of their shoes so they can look up drainpipes - and dresses?

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