Where have you been?

Didn't the snail mail get to you?

Was it raining?

Was it snowing?

Did the Earth upheave?

Downheave?

Re-heave?

Did I forget the stamp again? Oh boy.

And where's that tutu clad fella? Did he go to see the monkeys to? 

And I'll bet you didn't know hes wasn't too reverend when he Found the cleaning lady bent over vacuuming in the pulpit?

How do you know he didn't use a condom?

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Yeah! Don't you know when the big eye in the sky is watching, and on your side , such trivialities aren't prerequisite to it?   [e digicons]*_*[/e]

I also have a bridge........ on my teeth.   Aaaha

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Yes Uvah, the Catholic religion says, no birth control at all. I think they allow gaydom now. I don't believe in these cult like groups. 

Do you?

Does it show?

Does it matter if you don't wear shorts at all?

Well, I don't know i have so many. Should i check first North, South, East or West or perhaps somewhere in between?

Isn't it sort take it or leaf it? hehe

Wouldn't it be better to put an egg in your shoe and 'beat it'? [e digicons]:rofl:[/e] [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]