Machines Hate Me

from JoeUser Forums

*Sigh* I've come to the conclusion that mahines in general just hate me. 

My clothes dryer has died on me. My truck needed a jump start. Now my main airconditioner has stopped working. Damn thing was working perfectly yesterday, without the slightest hint of a problem.

I hate to even wonder "What's next?"

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

I hate to even wonder "What's next?"
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Sometimes i think these machine talk to each other. It remind me of Sienfeld episode in which his monologue was about socks in the dryers ... they talk and decide that they want to escape ...one gets himself (!!!!) stuck to the dreyr's wall and runs away later  :D

These machines get together at night and say let's give these people who abuse us some headache ... and they just start going out of business together.

few months ago .. i had the central AC, Stove, Washer, all need repair or replacement AND a squirrel chewing the wires of my 2 yr old suv ($1200 damage 8C )

all withen 2 weeks !!!!!

I am telling you ... they talk to each other ...

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

this editor sucks ....   why does it sometimes say "bad auth" , Try again?

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Machines have a manitou as well.  I just have mine cowed right now. ;)

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

:LOL:

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey Neo (Mason), of course they hate you, this is the Matrix. Welcome to the world of the real. :grin:

 

why does it sometimes say "bad auth"
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Look at that, even JU knows when the author of a post has been a bad person. Looks like while machines hate Mason, JU hates you. :rofl: