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You broke my spell checker!!!!!!!!

You'll want to contact voidcore for the Swedish. I'm only fluent in Norwegian

I can speak and write French, all be it a little rusty. I 'll help if I can.

I can speak rubbish.  And I'm fluent in Zubish, although I can't write it.  I can also understand gibberish and can write it from time to time.  I'll shut up now, as I know you are being serious, blame it on Zubaz and his pig-latin.

I'll try to help you with Russian. I have a little problems with English but it seems to me that I can do this.

I speak Sapnish, If I can be of assistance shoot me an email...

Is that the latin version of Zubish?

Ich spreche Deutsch und Schwiizer-Düütsch

(I speak German and Swiss-German)

bork bork bork.

Don't speak Swedish, but I can do Norwegian, which is an upgrade.

I speak almost fluent chinese mandarin.....but you dont need it lol

Well at least Trøndersk  

Seff! D e jo d offisielle spåke i Norge. (Viss nånn påstår nå ainna så får dæm Trønderbataljonen på nakken. )

Thank you, e-mail sent. 

Thank you as well, e-mailed. 

Now yuo've set Interntaional Reltations back about 2,000 years.  Hey! We could send Z to the UN....we'd save a bundle when he puts them out of business....alternatively there could be WWIII....naaah worse!

karmageddon!

I wonder if pigs get as confused by his pig-latin as us with his Zubish. Wait a minute! There weren't any mispellings in his pig-latin. Is pig-latin immune to Zubish?

On a more serious note, I'm fluent in Hebrew, if that helps.

Well I "speak" another language, but it doesn't have any written language.

spåke -> språke, kanskje?

Ganske vist er det over 20 år siden jeg har skrevet norsk sist, men litt huske jeg da.

thlIngan Hol vIjatlhlaH!

(hmm... note to self: need a Klingon smiley )

I speak Dutch. I'll help if you want

Guess that depends on what you define a "writing" and of course, the implements. 

Cursed!