I Punched Him In The Face

from JoeUser Forums

I stopped by my favorite Applebee's. I saw my favorite people and got my favorite hugs. I was having a good time.

Until this asshat showed up.

He was a typical loud-mouthed, obnoxious, asshole.

I did my best to ignore this asshat for a while but he finally crossed the line. He gave one of the servers a hard time and called her a name I won't write here. This woman is a good person and didn't deserve to be called such a name.

I calmly got up off my stool, walked around the bar, tapped the asshat on the shoulder, introduced myself (just my style), and knocked him off his stool.

He got up. Once. He tried to swing at me. Once. I hit him again. Once. He was done.

Naturally the manager had to call the police. He told me he would tell them he had no idea who I was. I calmly picked up my dinner order, put on my coat, and walked through the falling snow back to my hotel room.

Maybe I'll go to jail tomorrow, but probably I won't. Either way, the asshat deserved what he got and I don't feel bad about it at all.

Some folks have no manners at all.

 

Yeah, I'm a redneck, but at least I'm polite.

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

Probably would've done similar myself.  Not that I advocate violence...but some people just need to have some sense...knocked into them. ;)

~Zoo

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting Zoologist03, reply 1
Probably would've done similar myself.  Not that I advocate violence...but some people just need to have some sense...knocked into them.

~Zoo
End of Zoologist03's quote

Yeah, he needed an impact adjustment.

 

I don't advocate violence either, but sometimes it just works.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

I don't advocate violence either, but sometimes it just works.
End of quote

violence can be funny like that.

Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top

I don't advocate violence either, but sometimes it just works.
End of quote

Yep...sure does.:HOT:

~Zoo

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

violence can be funny like that.
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Yup

Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top

Ah, yes, this is what the Australian Defence services used to call 'contact counselling'.  It worked when all other avenues failed. 

Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top

I got shot over some retarded act of chivalry when I was 25. It was a hard lesson I've learned from.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yeah, I'm a redneck, but at least I'm polite.
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What Made America great! ;)

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting Dr, reply 8

Yeah, I'm a redneck, but at least I'm polite.
What Made America great!
End of Dr's quote

 

:LOL:

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

I calmly got up off my stool, walked around the bar, tapped the asshat on the shoulder, introduced myself (just my style), and knocked him off his stool.

He got up. Once. He tried to swing at me. Once. I hit him again. Once. He was done.

End of quote

Damn, Mason you really fucking hate snow. ;)

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

:LOL: