Sure is.... If the first cut was the deepest', I'd have given up juggling knives long ago.

sadly no...  love Moonshadow and Wild world...

If I could I woudn't eliminate all pain and suffering.  These give us character.  It's sure made me a character alright.

Hey TC, nice to see ya back around the old forums!

If I could think of something else to do, I wouldn't keep coming back to this thread...lol.  

I have something else to do.... if I could resist coming back to this thread.

If I had anything else to do I'd have a real life and this would be a moot point.

If I still had that real life I probably would never have been here and met so many great people.

If I farted I wouldn't have to change my underware.

Only if it had lumps AL.  Or a bit damp too.

If I had a quarter from each WC member,I'd have a lot of quarters.Please send yours to me now.

Thank You.

I'll send it to your bank account but it will probaly get intercepted to go for shareholder payouts or attorney fees for the execs.. 

Spray Paint

If you're sittin' a couple of inches higher after that fart, you may have a problem too.

If I had thought ahead, I wouldn't have read the last few posts!

If I had thought "behind" I'd have farted as well... a rip roaring curried cabbage BARK.

What do you mean "if"? You know you did anyway, and I am glad I am on the other side of the world

If I'd been born in this country, I would have been legally able to run for President and would have done so.

if only i'd listened to my mother

serves me right

If I loved Sarah Palin  as do some others, I'd be more popular.

Come down to Oz, mate... once you're an Aussie citizen you can be PM.

OK, so you caught me out... I DID  But I didn't think "behind"... it thinks for itself, not to mention speaks up frequently.   ....

  and no, it's not a ninja mask!  It's a gas mask.

if only I knew why I read this post I would post here.

oopps I did

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady......

Wait.....what were you talking about?

If I were a Sarah Palin, and you were a Barack Obama

Would you assimiliate me anyway...

could we create some karma.

You could work your hands in government...

and do some policy making,

And I would stay at home to do some moose pie baking.

In the evenings you could chop some wood

And I sit by the fire knitting baby clothes...

While we think of "politically correct" baby names

And come up with one that's still good.

You'd come up with the name Obamamite...

Or something equally ridiculous like that

And I'd some up with something weird but sensible

Like Wasillabelle, or (the next great) RepubliCrat.

Don't blame me, I didn't start the "If I were a Carpenter' thing

I loves me some beach...and beach bunnies.  mmmmmm

Are they as insane as they are in LA or normal?