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Don't Hit Anyone With That Monkey!

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Don't Hit Anyone With That Monkey!

Things they don't tell you about parenthood.

from WinCustomize Forums

If someone had told me 15 years ago that I would be saying things like "Don't hit anyone with that monkey!"  I'd have said they were crazy.  This is just one of the lines my wife and I have written down out of the hundreds and hundreds of things we say to our kids and then realize how crazy that just sounded.  If you've got 1 or 2, share please.

 

 

*The incident involved a stuffed monkey that was being swung around at the other bipeds in the house.

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Vice versa - My sister once asked.. "Why is that fat lady sitting on two chairs?"

at the doctors office [small] waiting room

 

She was 4.

Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"No, Daddy does not have a poopie. He has gas."

Ah-ha!  Finally.... an admission!  I knew there was a personal motive for the Curried Cabbage WB. :-"

"No. No. Daddy's don't have boobies. They aren't boobies.

Hehe!  No, they're man-boobs. :-"

Kids!!!!  Who'd have 'em.  My daughter (now 28) chimed in with this beauty at a family gathering few weeks ago: "Dad!  You'd take a bigger bra than me, wouldn't ya!"

GRRRRR!!! :rofl:

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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Me with my 4-year-old, disciplining him for disobeying...

Me: Timmy, why did you disobey your mother?

Timmy: Because I love her.

Me: You disobeyed your mother because you love her?

Timmy: Yes.

Me: If you love Mommy, you won't disobey her. So why did you disobey?

Timmy: Because I disobeyed.

Me: Yes, but, why...?

Timmy: Because I did.

Me: X(