11. Catapultasaurus Cannon.

Upgrade to the Rook's Beam weapon. Enables the Rook to shoot catapultasarus's into the battlefield allowing for surprise attacks. Can be upgraded with the OMGWTF shoes to allow shooting of giants and allied Demigods.

12. BUTTSECKZ!

Unclean Beast sneaks up on an unsuspecting demigod, and thrusts a bony appendage of death through their posterior.

Oh no. We've been rookrolled.

Clean beast: Unclean beast gets a call from his mom telling him to come home and have a bath in which he throws a fit and tramples everyone in a 10 foot AOE.

Note: using this skill results in extra homework and a time-out

Vampire Lord calls out "I choose you Pikachu, Hit em with a thunderbolt!"

Why so serious?

*cringe* Sorry.

Love the breakdancing Rook!

"Headshot by Regulus!!!" *Said by Unreal voice*

Since so many games have borrowed the audio files from UT i wouldnt be surprised!!!

I want to meet the guy who did the audio for the UT announcing, I can only hope he talks in the same manner in real life. "Do you want to see some photographs of my head? they're HEADSHOT!s"

I'm gonna be that epic someday...Someday.

- Crash

The demigod launches itself towards the enemy screen, making it flash and eventually frying it to death.

Solar Bean:

Causes your character to plant an bean in the ground that when fully grown causes the sun to explode thereby destroying the map.

Who delivers a kick, that could shatter bones, into the crotch, of indiana jones... I love that flash movie

Of course, gandalf the grey, gandalf the white, every single power ranger, and a bunch of other people will show up to kick his rear!

Edit: D'oh! Two pages of fun here, not one!

It's ok Ron, we are with you in thought. I hadn't seen that Flash video till he posted that and someone told me to watch it

This could actually work for QoT.

"a Tech 5 coffee machine that will not only make coffee in less than 30 seconds, it'll also make pie, donuts, and even walk your dog on automatic timer. Although I seriously doubt that function will be implemented; I mean, who wants to drink coffee from a machine that also picks up dog doo-doo?" Zamboni

in case you are unaware this is from a classic supcom thread
http://forums.gaspowered.com/viewtopic.php?t=10027&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=unbalanced+coffee&start=0

I see inspiration for a mod there. Make the creeps look like the smaller-scale combatants, with bigger types (Optimus Prime, Godzilla) as player-controllable demigods.

We'd also need a Tokyo city map...

I think you need to learn the History of the Solar Bean.

UEF Solar Bean (maby the finnal mission)


Oh and if you necro that sacred thread we WILL have to kill you.

Yeah, if you necro the thread it might get locked, which would be bad

There would be an uprising against GPG if that happened.

XXX- any male demigod casting on a female

Male demigod mounts female (queen of thorns), makes sweet love regaining health while draining it from female demigod. 50% Possiblity of pregnancy and little demigods running around the arena causing havoc for the male demigod.

11. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?. All enemies and ally on the map must stare in amazement of the lolcat demigod. Rook will instead proceed to squish the lolcat demigod. :SURPRISED:

A full scale revolt!

No one dares defy the might of the great Solar Bean! (For fear of the resulting stench... ./snigger)

Power Rant: The demigod shouts for 5 full minutes about how unbalanced all the other demigods are. No effect on other players, but the caster gets a +10% ego-boost for the rest of the match.

Thermonuclear Explosion: Upon your Demigod's death an nuclear explosion ensues thereby causing massive amounts of destruction. (Tip: walk your Demigod into the enemy spawn area and perform suicide.) :LOL:

This was something you could actually do in Supreme Commander.