dear mr. blog spammer ...

http://www.loserturdmafia.com/

 

Hello, Mr. Blog Spammer, it's me, Miggy.

Remember me ? ... I'm the owner of the blog that you spammed last night.

Congratulations. Everybody that read my blog today went away with the shits thanks to your Viagra ads.

Mr. Blog Spammer, I do not want any Viagra.

Neither do I want a cheap holiday in Outer Mongolia.

I also do not want any sex toys, exotic seeds, work-from-home jobs or "once-in-a-lifetime opportunities".

All that I want, actually, is for you to most forcibly insert your computer into your rectum.

Thankyou in advance for your assistance in this matter.

Now, piss off, would you ?. There's a pet. :).

 

Mig XXX

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ps: as a late addition to this article, i am ashamed to admit that i got soooooo annoyed by this that i responded to one of the 'ads' in my comments thus:

"you bloody blog spamming bot-faced blighty blimey bollocks buggery bastard !"

as you can see, i am very upset ! hehe

mig XXX

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Hehe....that was my fave of your insults! Great minds mumsy
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ROWR!! ..."saucer of milk for table two, please"

*blows miggy a kiss*

...there, there, ....all better now schnooks?

(and your choice of words was far better than the post I was about to hit the "submit" button with...)
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  Posted: Friday, October 15, 2004

 




Hehe....that was my fave of your insults! Great minds mumsy



thankyou, my petal. stick with me and i'll make you a star !







ROWR!! ..."saucer of milk for table two, please"



*purrs contentedly*







...there, there, ....all better now schnooks?



yes, eric, thankyou. you get him !!!!



mig XXX

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You know, though, there is one good thing about this spam-bot... I got to read some more of your stuff that I missed from before I joined JU and also got to reread some of the stuff I did read before... and I'm sure others got to see it also... and any chance for people to read your stuff more, is a good thing in my mind!
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Very true there chiprj. There have been some articles bumped that I had missed earlier.
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Not to downplay the value of that, but you know you can always go and look at peoples' old articles anyway....
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Yeah. I adready posted about the spam poison. Very,very annoying. So far, none of my blogs were tagged yet.
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"All that I want, actually, is for you to most forcibly insert your computer into your rectum." The marines in the Pacific used to say get thee to the beach and pound coral up your arse. 

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Some spammer probably got the idea to use the top ten blogs as his ad platform....
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Not to downplay the value of that, but you know you can always go and look at peoples' old articles anyway


Too much worky...
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thankyou chip and bluedev for helping me at least see the beneficial side to this bombardment .

and citahellion, you are, of course, right. (as always !). we could and should do more of that. all of us !.

XX, thanks for your words of support here. it really is annoying me. i hate people coming to my blog and getting all this crap. i hope it doesn't stop people reading (out of frustration).

stevendedalus, thanks for making me smile. even under these circumstances !

mig XX

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and citahellion, you are, of course, right. (as always !). we could and should do more of that. all of us


That's it! I'm heading straight to my absolute favorite mignuna post and bumping it in a non-spammy way! That way other people may get a chance to see it AND it won't be annoying to you! HEHE! Wins for everyone!
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That's it! I'm heading straight to my absolute favorite mignuna post and bumping it in a non-spammy way! That way other people may get a chance to see it AND it won't be annoying to you! HEHE! Wins for everyone!

chip, you are so kind to me !. a hardly know what to say, except thankyou very much. i have really enjoyed your comments, and your blog also, and i'd love nothing more at the moment than to find a 'bump' that wasn't generated by that bloody bollocks bastard buggery spambot.

i only hope i can FIND your bump amongst all the viagra ads and get-rich-quick schemes.

why is this moron still desperate enough to pervade blogs with this 'get rich quick' blah anyway ?. talk about a bad ad for your own business idea right there.

mig XXX

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the stupid thing did it again. i want to know why it didn't come into THIS article ?


ewww. it's watching me !!!!!!!!


frustrated mig XXX

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I think it's working its way through your articles in chronological order, mig....

Hey, I'll go bump one of my favorite articles of yours, too!
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Hey, I'll go bump one of my favorite articles of yours, too!


um. i think everyone is waaaaaaaay sick of my old articles thanks to this spammer, citahellion !


I think it's working its way through your articles in chronological order, mig....


do you think there's a way i can prevent it ?. i figure it will stop soon. i can blacklist it, but it changes names so often that it just comes back as soon as i post. i'm sure that brad is aware of this stuff, so i'm just treating it as an inconvenience for now. but i do hope it stops soon. i really hate my blog being 'defiled' in this way !.


puzzled mig XXX

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Take the old articles off the "display on forum". Or maybe you can make response allowance for registered users only. ...
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Take the old articles off the "display on forum". Or maybe you can make response allowance for registered users only
i just tried that raven. it's sound advice !. but i found i had to go into each article one by one, then go to 'edit', then change the setting manually to replies by 'registered users only'. i have over 300 articles now and it doesn't seem to have a logic to where it goes, so i would have sat there all night going into them one at a time. i'm making all my new posts 'registered users only', but i can't seem to find a way to make a 'blanket' change on the old ones. is there a way that anyone knows of ?. also, i clicked the 'username', and even though it is always different, it leads to the same poster. i have gotten the posters name now and manually blacklisted that, so i'll see if that works. thanks again for the very welcome advice, raven mig XX