Never feed your dog cabbage

from JoeUser Forums

That's right, take my advice and never feed your dog cabbage.

I gave my dachshund some red cabbage that I cooked for supper last night...and he's tooted all day today.  Some of them have made noise, and he's turned around to look at his bottom as if to say 'What's that noise?  Where's it coming from?'

I'm surprised he hasn't floated away today, or propelled himself around the house at 60 miles an hour.

He's sitting on my lap as I write.....*gag, cough*...this.   I think that was... *eeeeewwww, gag*...a mistake.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think this is one of those universal don'ts.... and if you break it once... you will always remember it.... hehehe....
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think this is one of those universal don'ts.... and if you break it once... you will always remember it

Yeah, this is a lesson learned.  No more cabbage for the dog, period.

He really does smell bad......

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hah, doggy gas is really bad. Cabbage=Good. Cabbage gas=Bad.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! But it's just a little fiber... HAHAHAHA!!!

Our momma dog, Aji, has developed a bad gas issue over the past year or so. My wife says Aji must have learned from me... she will do it and act as if nothing has happened (just like me) and she'll even do it while she's sleeping (I can firmly attest that I have never farted while sleeping, just like I never snore, because one night, I stayed up just to check)! Also, Aji can clear my wife out of the room (just like me)!

I don't know what makes her gassy, though. We haven't changed their diet and it's only Aji that has gas. We call Umji 'Stinky-Butt' but is has nothing to do with gas...
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reminds me of the story of the guy who bought his blonde friend (a guy) an inflatable love doll. Later he asked him how it went. "It was going great--until I bit her neck and she farted and flew out the window...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nicky's little girl farts in school...your dog eats cabbage and farts all day at home...is today some kind of an international let it rip day that I'm unaware of?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
...is today some kind of an international let it rip day that I'm unaware of?


I fully *grunt...BLAT* support such a day!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh Dharma...... ROFL.. I can't help cracking up.. poor little Henry...... I can just imagine his little face! ...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I coulda' told you that would happen.....Hahahahaha! Now you Know the rest of the story!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I coulda' told you that would happen.....Hahahahaha! Now you Know the rest of the story!


Why, did you feed that giant Maine Coon cat of your's kimchi?
heh heh heh.........cat farts.........
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
just as bad.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think a kimchi fart from anything would be the topper
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think a kimchi fart from anything would be the topper


HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, those are bad!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm surprised that the kimchi fart isn't agaInst the both the Kyoto protocol and part of the UN's mandate to stop crimes against humanity.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

*makes note to self...never feed dog kimchi*....

He woke himself up from sleep earlier, he busted ass so loud.  Of course, the kids were home and I got accused. 

If it was me, I'd have taken credit for it...it was that loud and that pungent.

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
He woke himself up from sleep earlier, he busted ass so loud


HAHAHA!!! I don't know if Aji has ever woken herself up with a fart, but she has snored herself awake! She had no clue what woke her up! It was really funny!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heh, eggs are just as bad. I think its hilarious that he has no idea what the hell is going on back there, it really seals the deal.