Why uDigItTheMost Should Be Your Next President

Thanks for the Inspiration, SC

from JoeUser Forums

I should be President because I have so many outstanding qualities of other great Presidents. It’s uncanny the similarities.

 

Here are my top 12 qualities I shared with other Presidents.

 

1. The perfect teeth of George Washington.

 

2. The durability to remain in office of William Henry Harrison.

 

3. The model-like looks of Abraham Lincoln.

 

4. The dynamic personality of Chester A. Arthur.

 

5. The svelte body of William Howard Taft.

 

6. The libido of John F. Kennedy.

 

7. The coolness and abilty to not let them see you sweat of Richard Nixon.

 

8. The smoothness of Gerald Ford.

 

9. The toughness of Jimmy Carter.

 

10. The hairstylings and acting ability of Ronald Reagan.

 

11. The ability to work with others (interns) of Bill Clinton.

 

12. The brains of George W. Bush.

 

 

Damn, people don’t get jealous now! I’m sexy as hell. I’m a bad mofo.

 

Hell, forget the Presidency I should be a King.

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hahahahahahaha, yep.  This is the best one.  :LOL:

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Surely you are a blessing to this country. :D

~Zoo

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would not settle for anything less than emperor with those qualifications. ;)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

I would not settle for anything less than emperor
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I go one up and say God-Emporer of the Galaxy for Eternity.  But Izzy still has my vote for President (if I were able to vote).

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

May as well be king of the Universe. ;)  Love ya. :)

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
SC,
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You were right. You did start something. :)


CB,
Hahahahahahaha, yep.  This is the best one. 
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Thanks. Glad you liked it.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Zoo,

Surely you are a blessing to this country.
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:LOL:

So I got your vote? ;)

 

Doc,

I would not settle for anything less than emperor with those qualifications.
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:D

I like way that sounds. Emperor Dig just rolls off the tongue.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

Mark,

I go one up and say God-Emporer of the Galaxy for Eternity.
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Damn, that sounds even better. I wonder if I could get Rose to call me 'God-Emperor'?  :D

 

But Izzy still has my vote for President (if I were able to vote).
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It's okay, mate. She has MY vote, too.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Rose,

May as well be king of the Universe.   Love ya.
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King of the Universe. Damn, I love the sound of that, too. :D

I love ya, too ... and I'd love you more if you called me God-Emperor or King of the Universe. :LOL:

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I wonder if I could get Rose to call me 'God-Emperor'?
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Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge. :)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge.
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I will go a step further. In order to ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common good, and Provide for the general welfare of the nation (house), I would skip asking her the question.

You do not want to spend the first year of your reign in traction. ;)
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now that's what I call "Hope" and "Change"... ;~D
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Mark,

Ah, you could suggest it, but I think you'd find out very quickly while you might be God-Emporer of the Galaxy to everyone else, in your house, you're still second-in-charge.  
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Doc,

You do not want to spend the first year of your reign in traction.  
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:LOL: I think you're both right

Ted,

Now that's what I call "Hope" and "Change"... ;~D 
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:D Are you saying, you "Hope" for a "Change"? ;~D
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow, just saw this! Is it too late to cast my vote?  

UDig for prez! (now finish the job and don't be like, er, Clinton  :p  )