The Space Ponies !

We Shall Spork The Empire!

http://www.pinkspaceponies.com

Years ago a small group of retired mid ranking military officers and several dozen retired mid ranking administers within the Galactic Empire formed a transport guard group to facilitate the ability of merchants to travel across the universe without having to worry about being molested by pirate raids or the occasional rough militia unit.

With their pooled knowledge of both the trade routes and the ability to bypass bureaucratic red tape they gained a reputation for getting people, goods and information from one end of the galaxy to the other at speeds that were considered imposable.

 An historian who had found records in an ancient civilizations collections of stories compared this transport group to a short lived but quiet inventive information transport group that had been called “The Pony Express” apparently named after the mythological animals spoken of in today’s children’s fairy tales.

This title stuck in the press so the Transport Group’s controlling board decided for the sake of simplicity, and due to the fact that so many were now referring to them as “The Space Ponies”,  to place an Image of a Pony on the top of each document issued by the Transport Group as well as marking their ships with nose art.  The colors of the various ships nose art informed the dock observers as to what type of transport the ship specialized in and what cargo one could expect to find attached to the manifest.

A Red Pony denoted luxury transport of either a diplomat or a very wealthy system merchant.

A Blue Pony denoted non live cargo and was used mostly for the transport of art work and priceless artifacts for museums and private individuals.

A Yellow Pony denoted a small warship often used to transport diplomats that needed a little extra security for destinations in not so friendly systems.

A Green Pony was for treasure ships, these ships were used by the government of the empire to transport large amounts of the coin of the realm to developing areas of the galaxy for payments to workers and for sending tribute to planetary or system leaders as gifts from the Empire .

A Pink Pony was reserved for the board members of The space Ponies and was selected because of the legend of the immense power of the mythological Pony Beast that roamed the Candy Mountains and could fell an entire army with a single laser shot from it’s eyes, a laser that contained the entire spectrum of light and would rearrange the DNA of its target into flowers of the field. A weapon that was reputed to be used only upon evil and that would leave the good and righteous untouched!

After Several years of service to the Empire in guarding transports and diplomats, the Emperor hired The Space Ponies to protect members of the Royal Family as he began preparations to abdicate the throne in order to form a Republic. His eldest son, objecting to the fact that he would not be allowed to rule was so incensed that the Emperor felt he could resort to assassination to prevent the Emperors efforts to form a new republic.

One Year later, when the Emperor had put into place a new government structure, placed in positions within the government members of the Royal family as caretakers until elections scheduled to be held in two years occurred. A stipulation that he placed upon those within the family that accepted the caretaker positions was a caveat that they could not seek to retain those positions in the up coming elections. They could , however, seek to regain those seats when the following round of elections were held.

The emperor’s son was opposed to the efforts of his father that he refused a caretaker position and instead opted to form his own political party, The Monarchy Party, to have himself appointed Emperor by the new government upon the commencement of the elections.

Competition was fierce, these were the first free elections on over a thousand years, over 100 different parties vied for the thousands of elected positions that were to be formed under the new government. The Prince’s Party was considered one of the top contenders as many people felt that the change in government was not in the best interest of the Empire and that the Emperor was making a terrible mistake.

The people answered with a resounding “Maybe” The Prince’s Party carried a full 12% of the vote in the first round, winning 24 of the 200 seats in the upper chambers of Law and a full 60 of the 900 seats in the lower chamber.

A coalition was formed with several of the minor party candidates in exchange for their support to reestablish the monarchy but the coalition fell short of a victory by three votes in the Upper Chamber and by 2 votes in the lower.

The Prince was however named as Head of State. (being that he did not accept a caretaker position he, as did many others, believed that he was eligible to hold the office).

As members of the Chambers of Law argued the legality of this action a horrible event occurred, The cousin of the emperor, General Paradoxnt took lead a military coup and captured control of the government.

General Paradoxnt had been the liaison officer between the military and The Space Ponies and had, therefore, knowledge of the whereabouts of all Space Pony operatives within both the Royal family and the new government. On the first day of the military coup he ordered and succeeded in the assassination of over 50,000 of The Space Ponies who were the protective details assigned to protect government officials. All members of both of the Chambers of Law who did not support the proposed declaration of Martial law were executed as well as the entire Immediate members of the Royal Family, with the exception of the son of the emperor.

Over the next six months most of the remaining members of The Space Ponies were located and executed as the New emperor feared retaliation from the once powerful group.

Being that the son of the Emperor had been legally installed as the head of state and no legal challenge had, at the time of the military coup, been presented to The Courts of the Chambers. The Space Ponies accepted the princes claim as the legitimate head of government of the empire.

The Space Ponies do avow that they will rise again, and will restore the rightful government of The Galactic Empire.

Proclamation!

We call upon all members of the forum to rise up and depose the illegitimate rule of the Galactic Empire, to shame them in battle and force them to capitulate their undeserved title as the One True Clan of SoaSE!

We invite all Clans to ally with us in this endeavor! Together we shall reclaim The Rightful title of First Clan of SoaSE!

Upon our success we shall then depose them in other realms as well! We shall let them know that we can, we shall out class, out style and out perform them! Not only in multi player  game play but in the development of quality mods and resources for newbies to join and thrive in the gaming community.  It starts here.

We may be small in numbers now compared to The Galactic Empire but if all good gamers unite we shall bring these snot nosed upstarts to their knees!

Join or ranks as we begin to organize our triumpant return!  http://www.pinkspaceponies.com

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Reply #1 Top
Er Um also this link which will soon be the main link. WWW Link

This one is to www.thespaceponies.com

the site www.pinkspaceponies.com will soon lead only to the eleite members site
Reply #2 Top
I love the background story!! :D

I am sooo gonna like dedicate my life to this now. Anything you need mike, I'm there :)

Down with the False Emperor!!
Reply #3 Top
Since I 'assumed' to be in this clan I sent a few invites.
Soo some people might join up now.

But as for me I wish you luck in your endevours agains the Empire :)
Reply #4 Top
Boohoo!! Whats the matter with you? Hey! Dont look so sad. Its not so bad, its a nice thing. The mythical ponies already run and they have not even seen the tiniest sliver of GE power. Be afraid, be very afraid! :d
Reply #5 Top
Boohoo!! Whats the matter with you? Hey! Dont look so sad. Its not so bad, its a nice thing. The mythical ponies already run and they have not even seen the tiniest sliver of GE power. Be afraid, be very afraid!


Just remember the Phoenix.... Only we can kick!
Reply #6 Top
Ok, Our SQL sever has been attacked along with our hosting server. We have been down for about 6 hours now and we do not know when we will be up.. We have at this moment 3 technitions tracking this down and fixing it...

Funny In over 8 years at this location with my accounts I have never suffered an attact that brought down my sites for more than a min or so..

Now that I have one I really enjoy ... All this happens!!!!

I blame the galactic empire!!!

(Just kidding guys)
Reply #7 Top
That sucks. I hope all is well now.
Reply #8 Top
Yepp, its been fixed.

We are back online :)
Reply #9 Top
Yepp, its been fixed.We are back online


Only because of the GE secret agents working around the clock try to give you guys a chance at survival. When you fall it will clearly be because of the GE and nothing else.
Reply #10 Top
Totally awesome.   :LOL: 
Reply #11 Top
Totally awesome.


I'm keeping this quote forever and ever.

And from now on let it be known that the Space Ponies are the only clan(besides Prime Magnetism) that has the support of Yarlen.
Reply #12 Top
the depth of the horrific arrogance of the *splutter* Pink Space Ponys *splutter* has ressected me from my grave (WizOs dnd forums), I now call for a Trans-Galactic Crusade to purge the last remnants of the Pink Space Ponys from our fair galaxy. Long Live the Emperor, Long Live Paradoxnt
Reply #13 Top
Totally awesome. I'm keeping this quote forever and ever.And from now on let it be known that the Space Ponies are the only clan(besides Prime Magnetism) that has the support of Yarlen.


I sure hope Yarlen does not put his money where is mouth is or he will be a very poor man backing failed cults of personality on a galactic scale. :LOL:
Reply #14 Top
You say that now Spartan, but which each day we grow, with each day we build.

You can't smash us now.
Reply #16 Top
Dude, you need to get out more. I'm all for creative writing; but common! You're writing a story about an inside joke on a space game!
Reply #17 Top
You say that now Spartan, but which each day we grow, with each day we build.You can't smash us now.


That is so true. It is near impossible to destroy something that is already destroyed.
Reply #18 Top
I shall not Fear. Fear is the Mind-Killer, I let it pass through me. You're words are beaten. You can't destroy something that has existed since (almost) before time. We're (almost) immortal!!! (almost)
Reply #19 Top
I shall not Fear. Fear is the Mind-Killer, I let it pass through me. You're words are beaten. You can't destroy something that has existed since (almost) before time. We're (almost) immortal!!! (almost)


Well almost only counts in certain sports - food for thought...
Reply #20 Top
Dude, you need to get out more. I'm all for creative writing; but common! You're writing a story about an inside joke on a space game!


your right it is a story developed around what started as an inside joke... so what is the difficulty you are having with this.. That people are enjoying the fun of it or that your not??

you seem to feel that because we are having fun doing things that are not part of our day to day lives.. Like saving people from burning buildings, capturing murderers in the streets, killing terrorist before they can murder children, cheating death and so on that we have a "problem"?

Thay are called
Firemen
Police
Solders
Doctors

I can just imagine you standing next to some kid and making that kind of statement..

I am so glad that no one with that frame of mind was with Jules vern when he first wrote 20,000 leighs for that french newspaper in their entertainment section, or next to Gene Roddenberry when he first came up with the idea for Star Trek, nor in the dorm room with Steven Speilburg the night he wrote Star Wars.. Just think of what the world would be missing if more people had your ideas about things like this...

I wish your remarks could be stricken from this post cause who knows what person might come on here and read all these fun stories, deside to write one of their own and discover a talent for it.. And end up giving the world a work of art..

Oh wait they read your remark first and desided yea, noncence... people who have fun with this stuff are off their nut.. bye

I also recall your remarks about multianna's cat max.. I know your nothing but a complete ass with no life of your own... do the world a favor and go somewhere else.. be a wet blanket on other peoples fun, go get yourself a life and stop being the person who when they show up somewhere can suck the life out of an entire room..

You windexglow are not welcome here, nor at my sites.. I cant keep you out of here but I sure can make it known what you are if you wish..
Reply #21 Top
Ummm... okay.

So what i'm getting from this, is that Galactic empire is some sort of Elitist clan that somehow oppressed you, but now you all are coming back as a clan that values having fun over skill?


If this is right, i'd like to join (maybe). Me joining is this clan is probably going to be determined by how many members you have, so.. how many do you have?

(I have no idea were i would look to find this out.)

By the way, I love the background story. :CONGRAT:
Reply #22 Top
Ummm... okay.So what i'm getting from this, is that Galactic empire is some sort of Elitist clan that somehow oppressed you, but now you all are coming back as a clan that values having fun over skill?If this is right, i'd like to join (maybe). Me joining is this clan is probably going to be determined by how many members you have, so.. how many do you have? (I have no idea were i would look to find this out.)By the way, I love the background story.


If you join the number would be +1  :) 

our ranks are not large at the moment.. as of my posting this it is 15
Reply #23 Top
Space Ponies,

Hopeful Horizon would wish to challenge you to a duel.

How does a 5 on 5 battle sound?

And what times are good for you?
Reply #24 Top
It sounds good to me, however im gonna be honest. It is gonna be hard/take some time to organize a 5v5. Its hard enough to get 2 of us ponies in the same place for a game recently. i can give you a 1v1 or possibly a 2v2, but i think were honestly not ready to take on a 5v5 just yet. most of us havent even hit eachother internally yet. (wich sucks i know) Our Match scheduler should be up on our website soon. you should check that out when its up and put somthing on there. See how many bites you get. That will be our main way of scheduling matches.