fable of a naked blogger (bitnd)

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these very words you now do read, were by lack of my clothing freed
(so, you may think this very rude, but i am blogging in the nude !)

i rise and quickly shut the blind, (no lucid thought will grace my mind)
made braver by the coming night, i ditch my gear in failing light !

i perch gingerly on my chair, and wait for inspiration there
(the phone rings and my tea is spilt in clumsy and pre-emptive guilt !)

i force my brain back to my task, which really is a major ask
('cause my mind got one stop and froze at "you're not wearing any clothes !!!")

i sought a freedom metaphor by disrobing onto the floor !
instead i got a scorching case of writers block and egg-on-face ;)


 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Very nice! Careful with splinters from the chair!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nude-it-up Mig!! What better way to spend your Saturday night than in your birthday suit?
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Nude-it-up Mig!! What better way to spend your Saturday night than in your birthday suit?

i quote agree, theophilus ! thankyou

Very nice! Careful with splinters from the chair!

actually, chip. it's leather ! bwaaa haaa !

mig XXX

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
actually, chip. it's leather !


Ah, the sweet caress of leather on the bum... softness on softness...
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pure artistry!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

lol, it's perfect!

thankyou, wisefawn ! as you can see, i did it. i did it !

ther is niiiiiiiiceeeee....*whistles innocently*

thankyou, helix the II. i agree ! hehe.

Pure artistry!!!

thankyou, edmund !. i'm glad you liked it !

Ah, the sweet caress of leather on the bum... softness on softness...

chip, i have to say, you're right. you are ! hehe

mig XXX

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well done girl! ...... I thought I was alone in my naked-ness.

.... and the leather on the bum is disturbingly nice eh?

This was a great idea mig.... you rock, lady!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
instead i got a scorching case of writers block and egg-on-face


And on the rump a rash.

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

That was quite enjoyable Mig!  I didn't have a chance to BITN because my family dropped by in the morning and ended up staying the night. 


Well done!