Pseudosoldier's Best Articles (According to Greywar)

and the rest of you care about this because....?

My top 9 articles from the inestimable Shebih Joondi Himself. (inspired by chiprj)

1. 2LT Cowherd, US Army

2. What puts the prefix in my name.

3. Supporting the troops.

4. The first time I met him (not homoerotic fiction - Ed)

5. How are you?

6. Iraqi Security Forces

7. Encounters at Sick Call

8. An Ancient Art

9. The WOLF Den

Well those are the one I like best, feel free to disagree.

 *edit : Drunk while writing title... thusly -----> errors...

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Thanks for posting this. I missed some of those. I'm glad I got the chance to go back and read them.

PS - I've been into my Johnny Walker Black Label, so I'm feeling your editing errors... it's taking me forever to type comments...
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Fingers as.... big.... as.... my..... penis......... so........... hard......... to....... move................................
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Fingers as.... big.... as.... my..... penis......... so........... hard......... to....... move................................


Should be easy to type with your fingers shrunk down that small... or so I've heard...
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Oh BURN!

I'm sorry, but that was a great burn....
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Or how drunk you may be for posting the wrong comment on the wrong thread?


honestly? read the whole thing as a drunk Irish American... whom do I betray?

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honestly? read the whole thing as a drunk Irish American... whom do I betray?


hamm? paul, not mia...?
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I don't know what to say really...
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Move to scotland so you can hate both the British and the Irish...


good call...


I hope to move to N. Iireland if i can find some employment there... Insha Allah


 

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Think I kid about the relatives there? I assure you I do not. "they" always know...
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Thrice I have been approached... thrice I have rejected their advances... they do however keep track of me.
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they do however keep track of me


By means of electronic harassment?
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Three words:

Bat.
Shit.
Insane.
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Three words:

Bat.
Shit.
Insane.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ain't that the truth!!!
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By means of electronic harassment?

Bingo and chip gets the prize! My homage to Givens.... (I read his entire body of work last night)

Channelling Hworang : On a side note, what happened to JU last night at about 12 pm? I had a hell of a time posting comments and some of the comments seemed to vaporize on reloads... I had to give up on it and go to bed finally...

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Fingers as.... big.... as.... my..... penis......... so........... hard......... to....... move................................


Should be easy to type with your fingers shrunk down that small... or so I've heard...


Hahahahahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!! 


You left yourself wide open for that one, greywar....Brilliant!

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I closed my eyes to most of these comments. Thanks for the post. I had a sleepless early morning so I had time to read many of pseudo's posts. What a wealth of information. So far the ones that touched me most were: Support the Troops and the one with the link to Scott Taylor's story.

I completely miss what you are getting at in your references to your Irish heritage,,,but then again you were not exactly typing with a clear mind... So never mind, I probably don't want to know. Head in the sand again! Do you have a good supply of pain killers and zinc on hand? I can send you some. My way to Support the Troops, perhaps.
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Bingo and chip gets the prize! My homage to Givens....


I was really wondering where you were going with this... but it started to sound familiar and I figured I'd take a stab...