The Second Sexual Revolution!
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Paris on headgear: "People act differently toward you when you've got jewellery on your head. Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. I do."
Paris on the perils of Internet porn: "Everyone does crazy stuff when they're young, but if you're an heiress, you have even more opportunities to mess up."
Paris on attracting guys: "Guys do not want girls who are too nice to them, or girls they can walk all over and get too easily. Every guy wants to be with a woman who thinks like an heiress."
Paris on being rich, on being hot, and on being rich and hot: "It doesn't hurt to act rich as well as hot. I've found it to be a fairly unbeatable combination
The infamous Paris Hilton, one of the heiress sisters of the Hilton hotel empire, has released a book aimed at educating young ladies on how to act like an heiress. Let me be the first to remark, the more young ladies that take her advice, the more homosexuals and priests we will find gracing our streets.
Paris may be an attractive, and filthy rich young lady, but desirable and Paris are two word’s I would use in the same sentence only when talking about the magnificent French city. It is my humble opinion that Paris Hilton epitomises everything that is wrong with girls, and guys in the 21st century – she isn’t acting in shows like The Simple Life - she really is that daft, so while she claims to have a ‘tongue in chic’ attitude when it comes to this book, the superficial message she conveys will be the end of us all!
It’s like she is condoning crazy and wild behaviour in the name of fun, youth and having a good time – it’s ok for millions of people to see you in a sexual act with another person plastered all over the internet, as long as it’s in the name of inherited wealth and youthful exuberance – and as long as you get a share of the profits.
To take an Excerpt from the book -
“And who’s more empowered than an heiress? Heiresses are born with privileges. If you walk into a room and know you’re the most exciting person in the room because ... you are, then you’re feeling like an heiress. All you need after that is a good handbag, a great pose, and very high heels, and you’re on your way. (Long blond hair doesn’t hurt, either.) “
There is a whole lot of wrong with that statement, and I think she means it from the bottom of her heart – Paris knows the power woman wield with their sexuality, and makes no bones to hide it – now come on Paris, I know you frequent JoeUser and read my blog – when are you going to learn that real men, men who want to respect woman, men like me, cannot possibly take you seriously while you maintain the attitude that long blond hair will get you everything you want in life?
I am much more empowered than any heiress, because while you sustain a disposition as such, you have no chance at a shot with Muggaz… I am empowered to say no. Maybe use what’s inside that pretty little head of yours… any old hussy can stimulate my loins… stimulate my mind, and you have a shot… ‘Writing’ books with more pictures than paragraphs directed at impressionable teenage girls doesn’t help darling…
I guess the simple fact of the matter is that guys really are stupid, and succumb to the whim of a pretty face… not this little black duck – consider this the second sexual revolution, and Paris Hilton, you will be first against the wall… along with any moron that finds you and your “I am pretty and filthy rich so everybody should love me” attitude attractive! I am no one to say an attitude is right or wrong, though I would say its socially un-healthy - Girls, if you want our respect, appealing to the penis alone is certainly not the answer.
BAM!!!
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