What I like about YOU!

... not much really, i'm just trying to improve the Feng Shui!

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(Disclaimer: The "Adult Content" is because I have included the words (avert your eyes little ones... ), Fuck and Penis. If you are looking for sordid sexual stories... this is DEFINATELY the wrong place to look! Can I swear in a Blog without the Adult Content thing???)

OK...

I am rather aware that my little corner of the Internet that nobody reads, has become my venting ground for all the things I hate in life...

1. My Girlfriend - The creature who will suck the will to live out of any human (don't ask!),

2. My Job - The job that will suck the will to live out of any human.

Not necessarly in that order! So, in order to improve the mood, the Feng Shui if you will, this will be an even tempered, happy Blog about the things I do like...

1. Money - If anyone tells you different, they are lying! True, it's not the most important thing in the world, but sure as fuck, it helps!

2. Cars - Probably compensating for my small penis...

3. Planes - What little boy doesn't like aircraft?

4. Girls - Enough said really!

5. Love - Love is a good back scratch and a head massage... then another back scratch! Ohhh... and a Blowjob!

See... i'm a simple guy, really! Does anyone know a Rich, Female, Nympho Pilot with a Ferrari... nah, me neither!

Cosmos!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I combine my love for 3 + 4 with a little passion for Air Hostesses

As for the money thing, I will tell you otherwise!!! Desire for it only suspends true happiness! eliminate desire for superficial things, and ye shall be happy!!!

That being said, the answer to your next question in no.

(you were going to ask me for my money - I know it )

BAM!!!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
a Rich, Female, Nympho Pilot with a Ferrari.


Man - that sounds like a fun person to be. Maybe you could condense it even more and make that a flying Ferrari? Ok, maybe now I'm being ridiculous...

How long have you been with the vampiric girlfriend? (OK, I know you said not to ask, but I'm nosey and you can only tell me to fuck off)
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I combine my love for 3 + 4 with a little passion for Air Hostesses


Mmmm... Trolly Dollies! Virgin Blue ones... not the Qantas ones!

you were going to ask me for my money - I know it


... well, if you're giving it away?

Ok, maybe now I'm being ridiculous...


No Comment!

How long have you been with the vampiric girlfriend? (OK, I know you said not to ask, but I'm nosey and you can only tell me to fuck off)


... Fuck Off! No, just jokes... Over 3 years now... back when I was a real man, with the will to live! Three LONG years...