When Smilies Attack
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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
In a response post to beebles' "Cows are Evil" Thread, I planned to post a hilarious sign holding smiley with a sign reading "don't feed the trolls". Unfortunately, I typed the url in wrong, and got his brother, an equally demonstrative smiley with a sign reading "I'm with your mom".
This completely changes the context of things.
For the record, I do not know beebles' mom, nor do I have sexual designs on her. I feel dirty, and condemned to wander the streets of Jerusalem yelling "unclean! unclean!" for my sin of insinuating an intended debauchery of beeble's maternal figure. I apologize wholeheartedly for this embarassing mistake.
And thus I must decree: death to the evil smilies that have brought this upon our heads. The lust of a JU mother must not go unpunished, and retribution must be enacted upon the obvious guilty party, the smilies!
signing off (tongue firmly planted in cheek),
Gideon MacLeish
In a response post to beebles' "Cows are Evil" Thread, I planned to post a hilarious sign holding smiley with a sign reading "don't feed the trolls". Unfortunately, I typed the url in wrong, and got his brother, an equally demonstrative smiley with a sign reading "I'm with your mom".
This completely changes the context of things.
For the record, I do not know beebles' mom, nor do I have sexual designs on her. I feel dirty, and condemned to wander the streets of Jerusalem yelling "unclean! unclean!" for my sin of insinuating an intended debauchery of beeble's maternal figure. I apologize wholeheartedly for this embarassing mistake.
And thus I must decree: death to the evil smilies that have brought this upon our heads. The lust of a JU mother must not go unpunished, and retribution must be enacted upon the obvious guilty party, the smilies!
signing off (tongue firmly planted in cheek),
Gideon MacLeish
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;p:d(:
