Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
Rant Rant Rant!
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You know what i hate?
1. MTV. These morons are cranking out hundreds of talentless hacks like the Simpson sisters, Nsync, Avril Lavigne, Britney, and making it almost impossible for musicians who actually WRITE and PERFORM their own music, to get a record deal.
2.Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Give it up. For Gods sakes GIVE IT UP! Anorexia? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! Put down the crackpipe.
3. Fox News Channel. Oh yeah....."Fair and Balanced" my ass! Why don't ya just change the name to Fox Propaganda Corp.
4. Michael Moore. Self serving butterball that he is. I like some things he does, but hate the way he does it. Makes the rest of us dems look real bad by association.
5. Don Imus. Another self serving asshole. Mr Know it all. He may support John Kerry, but that's the only thing i like about him.
6. Delta Air Lines. A free upgrade is a FREE upgrade. Maybe i'll take my $150,000.00 the company gives me to fly around each year to somebody who can appreciate it. Maybe JetBlue?
7. Orrin Hatch. Go back to Pittsburgh you slimy tool. You're an embarrasment to the people of Utah, and STOP DRESSING LIKE A MAFIA BOSS! Idiot.
8. JoeUsers: god bless 99% of you, but a select few of ya who do nothing but read blogs all day and just send retarded, hateful replies. Make sure you get your entire head in front of the shotgun ok?
9. Chatroom daters. There's a reason why you're single. And the fact you are online looking only reinforces this. You folks are half a step away from mail order spouses. Get a LIFE!
10. People who let their 8 yr old daughters dress like hookers. Dont act suprised when they get pregnant at 13! Let them be kids and make them dress like one!
11. People in favor of corporate outsourcing. We'll see how favorable you are when they outsource YOUR job to Bangladesh because they can pay 8 guys what they pay you to do a shitty job.
12. Dr. Phil. You fat fuck! How about getting a degree in psychology before you dole out your corny ass tough love. It might give you a shred of credibility! Probably not though...
13. Paris Hilton. nuff said! It's too easy.
14.Reality TV contestants and the people who create these shows. I would pay big bucks to watch all of these morons stuck on an island with no food or water and tell them they had to fight to the death, and the last one standing gets a million bucks. Then sit back...and watch the fun. Of course we would KILL THE WINNER ON LIVE TV for a finale!
15. The Verizon Wireless "can you hear me now?" guy. I use Verizon and i can't get a fucking phone call in downtown CHICAGO? Hear this...YOU GUYS SUCK!
Whew....I do feel better now! It's very theraputic
Thanks for reading,
Thatoneguyinslc
1. MTV. These morons are cranking out hundreds of talentless hacks like the Simpson sisters, Nsync, Avril Lavigne, Britney, and making it almost impossible for musicians who actually WRITE and PERFORM their own music, to get a record deal.
2.Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Give it up. For Gods sakes GIVE IT UP! Anorexia? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! Put down the crackpipe.
3. Fox News Channel. Oh yeah....."Fair and Balanced" my ass! Why don't ya just change the name to Fox Propaganda Corp.
4. Michael Moore. Self serving butterball that he is. I like some things he does, but hate the way he does it. Makes the rest of us dems look real bad by association.
5. Don Imus. Another self serving asshole. Mr Know it all. He may support John Kerry, but that's the only thing i like about him.
6. Delta Air Lines. A free upgrade is a FREE upgrade. Maybe i'll take my $150,000.00 the company gives me to fly around each year to somebody who can appreciate it. Maybe JetBlue?
7. Orrin Hatch. Go back to Pittsburgh you slimy tool. You're an embarrasment to the people of Utah, and STOP DRESSING LIKE A MAFIA BOSS! Idiot.
8. JoeUsers: god bless 99% of you, but a select few of ya who do nothing but read blogs all day and just send retarded, hateful replies. Make sure you get your entire head in front of the shotgun ok?
9. Chatroom daters. There's a reason why you're single. And the fact you are online looking only reinforces this. You folks are half a step away from mail order spouses. Get a LIFE!
10. People who let their 8 yr old daughters dress like hookers. Dont act suprised when they get pregnant at 13! Let them be kids and make them dress like one!
11. People in favor of corporate outsourcing. We'll see how favorable you are when they outsource YOUR job to Bangladesh because they can pay 8 guys what they pay you to do a shitty job.
12. Dr. Phil. You fat fuck! How about getting a degree in psychology before you dole out your corny ass tough love. It might give you a shred of credibility! Probably not though...
13. Paris Hilton. nuff said! It's too easy.
14.Reality TV contestants and the people who create these shows. I would pay big bucks to watch all of these morons stuck on an island with no food or water and tell them they had to fight to the death, and the last one standing gets a million bucks. Then sit back...and watch the fun. Of course we would KILL THE WINNER ON LIVE TV for a finale!
15. The Verizon Wireless "can you hear me now?" guy. I use Verizon and i can't get a fucking phone call in downtown CHICAGO? Hear this...YOU GUYS SUCK!
Whew....I do feel better now! It's very theraputic
Thanks for reading,
Thatoneguyinslc
Nice article!
...sorry! I'm sure you can take it though 
