I hate teenage girls.
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I hate teenage girls. Not all teenage girls, actually; just the sixteen-year-olds driving brand new Mitsubishis who toss their burning carcinogenic litter out the window and then flip me off when I honk at them, and insolently flip another smoking piece of tobacco at the light just before they turn off.
Now let me say, I have nothing against sixteen-year-olds, or girls, or smokers, and I have only a bit of contempt for parents who buy their kids brand new cars when they get their license, but I have got something against litterbugs and hate me if you will, but I would do anything to turn them in. Sorry, but the earth has enough problems as it is, and it's my friends and family members who go off every summer to fight fires. So yeah, I take issue with people who throw out burning cigarette butts.
And here's the rub: I have her license plate # and I probably could've stopped to pick up a cigarette butt, but I read once that when this happens, you're supposed to be able to ID the offender in a lineup. But what police officer in the world, or in our metro area, would take this case? So what's a concerned, no, scratch that, very pissed off citizen to do? (I thought about rear-ending her stupid new car, therby enabling myself to get a good look at her, but I had bad luck last time I rear ended a sixteen-year-old; turns out she was the sheriff's daughter. I have something against sheriff's daughters now.
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Now let me say, I have nothing against sixteen-year-olds, or girls, or smokers, and I have only a bit of contempt for parents who buy their kids brand new cars when they get their license, but I have got something against litterbugs and hate me if you will, but I would do anything to turn them in. Sorry, but the earth has enough problems as it is, and it's my friends and family members who go off every summer to fight fires. So yeah, I take issue with people who throw out burning cigarette butts.
And here's the rub: I have her license plate # and I probably could've stopped to pick up a cigarette butt, but I read once that when this happens, you're supposed to be able to ID the offender in a lineup. But what police officer in the world, or in our metro area, would take this case? So what's a concerned, no, scratch that, very pissed off citizen to do? (I thought about rear-ending her stupid new car, therby enabling myself to get a good look at her, but I had bad luck last time I rear ended a sixteen-year-old; turns out she was the sheriff's daughter. I have something against sheriff's daughters now.
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