SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY

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Sorry for the all caps title, but I did it for a reason.

I want to hurt Diamond-D.  I want to shake him until his teeth rattle and make him understand that pretty much nobody here is interested in any way in Biznet productions or Fred Whats-his-name or any of the other stuff he puts out. 

No wait....he did throw out some Patton quotes earlier that I'd have liked to read...but he didn't space or paragraph any of them and after the third one my eyes hurt - so I quit.

Diamond-D, if you read this:  I'm sure that Fred and Biznet are very important to you, and I'm glad that you've found something that you connect with and believe in...but dude, give it a rest already!

By the way, if you'd enabled commenting on your articles I'd have told you this a long time ago.....

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Right on, Dharmagrl! Use your garlic breath to disable him!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
But Fred Harteis is a genius!
Fred Harteis wants only the best for all!
Fred Harteis is the kindest most benevolent individual that ever lived!
Fred Harteis is like unto us a god!
Fred Harteis farts Channel No. 5 and pees pure champagne!
Fred Harteis ... um... Fred Harteis ... whooo (shakes head)

...damn hypnotic blog titles!!!!!
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Use your garlic breath to disable him!

I think I need Chip to come and do his time manipulation thing...so I can delete all his friggin' articles, make him forget all about JU and sign him up over at blogspot.com.

Gene...you ok, man?  Come on, snap out of it......you have the power, dude, you can do it!!!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Perfect. See, we're making the world a better place already!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am with you here. I clicked on the Patton quotes and was immediately disgusted. And he disables comments, so you can't give him feedback. He's too busy posting feedback other people have given him.

It's one thing to post articles I don't want to read. A lot of people do that around here. But if you want people to read it, don't make it unreadable. I'll gladly use my time manipulation powers to allow the league of extraordinarily ordinary (not-so)gentlepeople (do we have a name?) time to delete his account and sign him up at blogspot.

Oh, and I knew exactly what this article was about without having to read it. Spooky. Must be some subliminal telepathy that league members possess.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's one thing to post articles I don't want to read. A lot of people do that around here.

Yes, I know.  But this guy monopolises the article board - he's the blogging equivalent of a machine gun, spewing forth nonsensical articles left right and center.  Then, when he does write something worthwhile, he makes it unreadable. I think he's been brainwashed.....

The comment disabling is the thing I find most frustrating. 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes, I know. But this guy monopolises the article board - he's the blogging equivalent of a machine gun, spewing forth nonsensical articles left right and center.


I just went and checked. He's posted 55 articles in 11 days. Even the ones under humor, blogging, and philosophy are the same thing - ads for his business. His newest article 'FRED & LINDA HARTEIS LEADERSHIP TEAM' is a cut and paste job of an older article he posted at the end of July. It's the same article with the same title. The only difference is that the older one is slightly more readable.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
He's been doing blatant marketing for a while here now that I've seen...

Is there a petition to sign? hehe...
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

It's the same article with the same title. The only difference is that the older one is slightly more readable.

I can't tell much of a difference between any of them...after the first couple of words all I take in is "blah blah blah"

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Is there a petition to sign? hehe...

Not yet...are you volunteering?

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top


now i'm the one who is laughing until i nearly pee

I want to shake him until his teeth rattle


i want to see that !

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Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Not yet...are you volunteering?


I'm readying a particularly engrossing story with which to manipulate time... petitions aren't my gig... who's the leauge's clerk?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Diamond D may be a bot.
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I apologize for doing this, but I have an unrelated (and likely very stupid) question:

How do I post photos? I have no clue. I am both sad and pathetic and in need of assistance.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

 

How do I post photos? I have no clue. I am both sad and pathetic and in need of assistance

It depends on where you're hosting them at. 

Follow this link.. http://mrfrog.joeuser.com/index.asp?aid=18675 ..that's the best tutorial I've seen thus far.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

who's the leauge's clerk?

I dunno.  I think that we ought ot have someone who's not superhero-ing do it....we might be too busy rescuing the planet to do the paperwork. 

Perhaps Geezer or Greywar might like the job?

Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Perhaps Geezer or Greywar might like the job?


greywar has superpowers. Specifically he's got super-enabler powers. Read here: Link
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like Quixtar, but that article was pure headache central. It's one thing to calmly sell things in an friendly and uninvasive manner. Or to promote material with customers or using Communikate (voice mail among quixtar sellers) It's another thing entirely to use a public speaking forum as a blatant and overwhelming advertisement....

I agree, Quixtar's cool. D.D. But this is not....go back all that awesome reading material and focus on the parts about listening.

This counseling statement goes on your permanent record. Last name, first, middle initial, sign and date.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

greywar has superpowers. Specifically he's got super-enabler powers.

I forgot all about that....I wonder if he'd like to join the league?

Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
This too makes me sad......to quote psuedosoldier.....meh.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
But Fred Harteis is a genius!
Fred Harteis wants only the best for all!
Fred Harteis is the kindest most benevolent individual that ever lived!
Fred Harteis is like unto us a god!
Fred Harteis farts Channel No. 5 and pees pure champagne!
Fred Harteis ... um... Fred Harteis ... whooo (shakes head)


Fred Harteis can cure cancer
Fred Harteis has no preservatives
Fred Harteis: Good for a low carb lifestyle
Fred Harteis: Not Sicilian (sorry, Gene...had to reference your latest post here).

Damn. I've just given Diamond-D some new blog titles.

Actually what annoys me is the person who mass blogs in German, usually right after I've written a decent article. At least the "time travel" guy went away.

For now.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe I can digress on my series and do an article on "A Blogger You Should All NOT Know"...

lol
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

Actually what annoys me is the person who mass blogs in German, usually right after I've written a decent article. At least the "time travel" guy went away.

I think that it's Dutch, actually.  I tried to read some of it (I know enough German to get myself into trouble) and it didn't look familiar as German...but I did recognize some Dutch words in there.

There's always the Mercury insurance man, and Naughty Allie.....

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cool, Greywar would be in there like...mmm...a 6'1" 245lb Irish technodemigod in swimwear."